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Wtf did I just watch

What's the target audience for this pic?

I just got back from a 34 mile bike ride and my Apple Watch tells me that I am "off to a great start "and I'm like what the fuck else are we doing today, bud?

WHY this wasn't named the CannaBus is completely beyond me

These are Aldi's lemon Pellegrino's and I am so fucking disappointed in the Aldi naming team

Was it Old Bay™️?

Trump’s awkward ‘trophy wives’ rant in life ‘tips’ ramble stuns West Point grads Donald Trump traveled to West Point to speak to this year's U.S. Military Academy graduates, but he made a bizarre tangent when he tried to give life advice

So inspiring 🥹
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Pretty sure the Roomba is trying to screw the upholstery cleaner, who can't consent because it isn't plugged in

Me: What's going on on the internet tonight?
Also me: cancel my internet.

This is true. I just saw it on Threads.⬇️

Pope Francis can rest well knowing his last moments he treated JD Vance like Greenland

AI images of Pope Francis hugging Jesus in heaven posting in 3...2....1...

❤️

Take a gummy

I walked into the kitchen just now to find this and even the box is like who eats cereal on a fucking plate?

He looks like an ad for supplements

Wait, this is a real person not AI generated?

ME: the world is going to hell in a fuck basket
ALSO ME: I think I need to buy this

Really tired of the spam texting

So I guess these are a thing. And really there's nothing stopping me from eating 20 or so.

I know better, but I really wanna start asking all the questions that Captain Over asks Joey in the movie Airplane

I smoked a fat spliff on the back of a charted plane once with Mussolini. At least that's how I remember it

If you find yourself in Times Square give these guys a few minutes of time and a few bucks

I'm chaperoning a band trip. Band kids are dorks, yet every one of them is cooler than me.

The mic guy is a motherfucking hero

I just watched my 10-year-old walk into the kitchen and make a strawberry mango smoothie and avocado toast for "brunch".
I feel like I should charge him $35.

"Kippers", that's a fun word to say.

Apple Wallet Digital Driver's License and State ID Program Expands to More States - PC Outlet The era of digital identification is gaining momentum as California residents can now add their driver’s licenses and state IDs to Apple Wallet. This marks a

Can we get this mamma-jamma in Wisconsin @govevers.wisconsin.gov
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Other than the old hippie couple fucking in the front seat of a van on the parkway my bike ride was awesome.
Thank you for asking.