Rene Denfeld

This is the ATP’s version of Puig’s Rio gold but 10 times more extreme.

That would make you luxurious but the quiet part? Hmmmm.

🔋😌

“Alright, Katy.”

How did we not have a category “Caroles who are getting shit done” with Carole as winner at the las cultch awards this week? A missed opportunity.

Readers, we truly won.

It feels like Bouchard was sent into retirement in Montreal 2 weeks ago and the semifinals take place on a … Wednesday?

This is still my default mode regarding the 2-weekification of most Masters/1000 events:

still waiting for the chocolate just sayinnnn

Fondest of memories of even / especially the most awkward of moments. Pure fuego.

“Oh, I’m good… I’M GOOD!”

Me, this summer:

Oh yeah, regularly quoting it with the exact candence.

Also “stop sweating, like.. I don’t know what’s wrong with me - the effects of winning a maaatch.”

“There’s a lot going on here” iykyk

a woman wearing a hat that says germany is holding a gold medal ALT: a woman wearing a hat that says germany is holding a gold medal

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Lots are here, lots aren’t. I feel like most pop by every now and then, same goes for me - but pace is different than during the tennis twitter hey day. And that’s ok.

@fortydeucetwits.bsky.social starter packs and the truthfully, muddle through the following / followers lists of people at this point. That gets you places quickly 🙂‍↕️

We love an @avarwallace.bsky.social appearance🫰

It’s an absolute evergreen. “Positively bedevilled with meeting et cetera” is one of the many Moiraisms which have managed to weave their way into my life 😂

I introduced my parents to Schitts this year. Downside: German Dub (nicht gut!) - Upside: Everything else, it’s our ritual to watch a couple of episodes together whenever we’re in the same place.

cilic or celiac diet foods - why choose when you can have both?

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Possibly. The cognitive skill set just seems very very good - which kinda adds up given that he ostensibly doesn’t tap into his emotions that much, doesn’t come easy to him verbalising that part either. Talks great when it comes to reason, less so re: feelings.

Girl made sure I stay thirsty. Which is the default mode anyways. 😭

I’m so sorry Amanda, I jinxed you badly.

Royal Tampa Academy of dramatic tricks is the only formal education that matters.

The whole point of arguing is to reach a consensus, whatever that may be.

Why argue with people (online!) who have clearly indicated that arguing is a means to end points of view or opinions that don’t strictly align with their own. Save your energy for more important things.

YouTube video by Thomas Reekie 30 Rock - Oh you ancient bitch!

Jannik and Novak in this third set.

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Andreas.