Blackbeard's 'Beard'🏴‍☠️🐙🦄🧜 (L on Earth)

small but stubborn honk

I love hit tv show Our Flag Means Death.

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Three screenshots from OFMD S1E4 1st. Izzy Hands: It's September 1st, boss. 2nd. Edward Teach: What's that, mate? Izzy: It's September the 1st. 3rd. Ed: Dickfuck, no, it's not.

Without downloading any new images, where are you mentally?

I literally just saw the original post and told Man we have to buy one...SUMMONED.🤣

it's meant to be!

Illustration for "Treasure Island", written by Robert Louis Stevenson and published in 1883.

We are on day 2 of Pirate Week, and today I want to talk about an staple of pirate stories. Did pirates bury treasure marked by maps? Not really. It was easier to sell the loot at the nearest port. Victorians popularized the idea.
But there is a famous story involving pirates and buried treasure 🪙🔽

couldn't leave the Ed Teach vibe candle holder at TK Maxx....
shedding glitter like it's being paid to tho🤣

Photo of a gravestone from OFMD (with an illustrated part hat) that reads ‘Stede Bonnet, born in Barbados on 29 July 1688. Died ___’

Happy birthday Stede Bonnet

weeping at the implications of this stuff on sale😭😭😭😭

Food $200
Data $150
Rent $800
OFMD prop auction $1,000,000
Utility $150
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying

cant waaait... one of my very favourite books.

it's that time again...
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this is just an ordinary me outfit 😭

i recommend immediate action

😎🔥🚗💥

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Nathan Lane as Trump and Nathan Foad as Elon.....

i saw Nathan Lane as Trump and Nathan Foad as Elon.....

Happy June the third, crew! We hope you have an excellent day 🏴‍☠️💕 #ofmd

👿🙅‍♂️DEMON👿🙅‍♂️
🏳️‍🌈PRIDEMONTH🏳️‍🌈
#OurFlagMeansDeath
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Transphobia is just total weirdos trying to justify the fact that they sit about thinking about other people's dicks and fannies all day.🤷‍♀️

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Transphobia is just total weirdos trying to justify the fact that they sit about thinking about other people's dicks and fannies all day.🤷‍♀️

If you see this, post your get away vehicle

Drawing of the grim reaper playing the claw machine while it picks up a PNG of Pope Francis Captioned Top: Pope Francis??? Bottom: is JK Rowling even in this thing?