Andy

Of course it’s a marsh harrier, I know this. Male too

In the wild? Marsh harrier, I think

As I was saying

Mr and Mrs Stonechat enjoying the sun today

Went ice skating last night. I’m
Not great at it, but we love it and I’ve never fallen over doing it…until last night.
When I say I fell, I did some Olympic level 720 spin in the air and landed on my face. Judges score: 7.5/10

Poor light (as there wasn’t really any) but happy to see a Little Owl pop up, after waiting for around half an hour

Bournemouth excellent today, totally nullified our style of play. We made far too many unforced errors though and lost our shape, uncharacteristically #nufc

#nufc looking so good on and off the ball. Spent a lot of match in second gear and still won convincingly, which is a testament to the attitude the players have at the minute

Top gunman

Lewis Miley being back is wonderful. I really hope we keep him and don’t bow to PSR #nufc

Saw a muntjac deer, about 4ft away from me.
Want to see the sensational photo I took of it?
You can’t.
Why?
Because I saw it while I was taking a piss in the woods and, frankly, it looked at me in a perfectly acceptable way: disappointment

But he’s won 2 charity shields…

Belting photo, mate

Do you who’s really good? Newcastle United Football Club

Get out

I saw a raven in the wild for the first time today. Poor light meant a bad photo, but hearing it call as it drifted across the tops of pine trees was something special

We are fucking class

Went for a pint with my dad, which I haven’t done in ages and I was very grateful for

Wonderful!

#nufc

Someone’s about to have quite the New Year’s Eve…

Joining me at work for Christmas Eve preset

Looking for a Barn Owl earlier today. I didn’t see it this time, but it was a beautiful evening

Newcastle United are some team

Now scored more goals than Maxi or HBA. Obviously over a longer period of time, but he can’t be considered useless by any stretch

Snoop and Dre’s new album is so good. What a year of hip hop with them, Kendrick, Eminem, Doechii, LL and Big Sean (to name a few) releasing sensational work

Newcastle playing with freedom is a wonderful thing to watch, let’s hope they can continue that for more than one match at a time

I knew this, but who actually said it? Ruel Fox?

Thank you for listening #nufc

Just score a load of goals please, lads