gnome chompsky

gnome chompsky

@nihilists4jesus.bsky.social

pope of mormon chili town.

388 Followers 52 Following 64 Posts Joined Sep 2024
4 months ago
Amazon.com

hey all, A Thin Black Veil, a collection of short horror stories based on mormon culture, history, and cosmology is out on ebook and paperback!

if you want to read it but you hate amazon and don't want to support them, no problem, DM me and we will figure something out.

a.co/d/eVjvJjw

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5 months ago
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link doesn't preview the cover, so here's the cover

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5 months ago
Amazon.com

hey folks! big announcement! my collection of gothic mormon short stories is available to pre-order and coming out october 13, just in time for your halloween reading! if you're interested, please go ahead and pre-order and help me get into the top 10 for horror short stories!!!

a.co/d/eVjvJjw

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6 months ago
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Moroni, ca. 421 A.D.

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6 months ago

mike says I only come here when I need something (slander!) so I just want to say hello to all the beautiful people out here in blue sky and the real reason I never come here is because I'm scared and confused

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6 months ago

please never compare me to gordon monson

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6 months ago

correct!

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6 months ago
https://a.co/d/bueGliV

and a reminder if you haven't read it yet that you can get sci fi book here and if you are in dire financial straits but still want to read it, DM me and I'm sure I can get you the ebook for free as long as you promise to actually read it :)

t.co/qgVvLsm1L9

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6 months ago

I will say that some of it's really horror and a lot of it is more on the spooky/eerie side of things. not much violence or gore for the most part (a couple small exceptions). I'm really happy with how they turned out and excited to share.

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6 months ago

hi! exciting news (unless you uhhh hate me, I guess)! I'm wrapping up the final drafts for a collection of mormon horror short stories that I'm tentatively hoping to have ready to publish by halloween. if you are interested in receiving an advance review copy, DM your email!

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1 year ago
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this is the greatest two line exchange of all time

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1 year ago

alright I’m on it

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1 year ago
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watching a bunch of barely post pubescent programmer dweebs dismantle modern society

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1 year ago

I am here to educate

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1 year ago

okay since they’re gutting woke and DEI can we please do at least one good thing with this energy and bring back the dungeons and dragons episode of community and the two black swans episode of 30 rock

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1 year ago

important to remember that all Sasquatches are Mormon but not all Mormons are Sasquatches

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1 year ago
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🥀 O YE FAIR ONES! 🗡️
Linoprint, 2021

An art piece about all the ways members of a community help and harm each other.

Follow for more ✨

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1 year ago

hi bestie

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1 year ago

rewatching season one of severance and Patricia Arquette and John Turturro’s performances are just so ridiculously good. Patricia Arquette in particular is just so perfect in every single word and look and mannerism, it is one of my favorite performances of all time.

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1 year ago

there are some places you just have to accept you will never set foot. I will never see the sky over Oklahoma and I just have to live with that. I will never go there.

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1 year ago

the main downside about Bluesky is that I am not able to bully Mike Lee here.

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1 year ago

thank you for reading

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1 year ago

Switching between 3 books I got for Christmas: A City on Mars, a China travel book, and @nihilists4jesus.bsky.social's Corsair

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1 year ago
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Oscar worthy delivery of this line, absolutely extraordinary

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1 year ago
A whole fridge full of Diet Coke and sparkling water

Shoutout to my Mormon sister’s beverage fridge

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1 year ago

ah thanks buddy this means a lot

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1 year ago

“the hawk tuah girl has been milkshake ducked by her memecoin” i say as the neurologist schedules me for an emergency MRI

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1 year ago

thank you

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1 year ago
Lemon meringue pie

doubled the meringue. you can do that. No one can stop you.

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1 year ago

this is exclusively blue sky content. they’re not getting this stuff on Twitter.

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