kat “the situation”

I have decided that in terms of your current admin, it Does Not Have to be Messier Than That

cool back of the book photo, professional glamorous author/talk therapist for those suffering Ass Cancer and Directional Insanity, website being getbetterkat.org

Support — Malarkey

Understand that we’re not for everyone and not everyone can buy books and especially that no one can buy every book—but, we have a lot of expenses coming up rapidly and every bit of support, from big to small, helps:

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you would think so

it’s not that serious, is it?

Screaming, Crying, Throwing Up: Poetry Podcast Episode · Malarkey Public Radio · 10/25/2025 · 57m

Slowly getting Malarkey Public Radio episodes back online. Here’s one from a while back featuring @ljabouttown.bsky.social and @giordkat.bsky.social and @yoadrianididit.bsky.social.

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Book release for Vi Khi Nao’s My Ardent Love for the Pencil is in one week at Powerhouse Arena in Brooklyn! Featuring readings by @giordkat.bsky.social and @ossuary.bsky.social. More details/RSVP here: powerhousearena.com/events/book-...

Look what I picked up yesterday @giordkat.bsky.social

Thumbsucker, poems by Kat Giordano — Malarkey Release date: April 1, 2024 New poems by Kat Giordano! “Kat Giordano's Thumbsucker is one of those bruised, bloody-knuckled, cut-lipped books that has flung itself into life and all its suffering...

Thumbsucker by @giordkat.bsky.social is 10/10. It is, as Todd Dillard puts it, “one of those bruised, bloody-knuckled, cut-lipped books that has flung itself into life and all its suffering and is here to tell you, dripping in manna and umbra, how it survived.”
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GOOFUS shows up late and stares at his phone until it’s his turn at the open mic. GALLANT pays attention to all the readers and arrives in time to see the features.

Harvest Moon: Friends of Mineral Town is a game that hates you. A retrospective on the emotionally-abusive granddaddy of "cozy farming sims."

my poutine-fueled late-night missive on harvest moon: friends of mineral town just dropped on substack if u even care

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Thumbsucker, poems by Kat Giordano — Malarkey Release date: April 1, 2024 New poems by Kat Giordano! “Kat Giordano's Thumbsucker is one of those bruised, bloody-knuckled, cut-lipped books that has flung itself into life and all its suffering...

I had read and enjoyed @giordkat.bsky.social’s first couple poetry collections, as well as the novel The Fountain, and so was very excited to get to publish Thunbsucker, which I think is Kat’s best book! malarkeybooks.com/store/thumbs...

tell him what we said about “paint it black”

whoa yourself!

turn your head

We have about 10 copies in the malarkey warehouse. Buy one! malarkeybooks.com/store/thumbs...

thanks for saving me a scroll

also hey i missed seeing you “around”

he just looks like a guy who goes to breweries now

he’s less hot now imo. lost weight

hey, thank you!

realized the last time i used this app (2023!!!) my latest book has not come out so in case you haven’t heard, please buy THUMBSUCKER, a collection of poetry that’s so good i can get away with pretending it just came out this year. asterismbooks.com/product/thum...

missed you 🤠

texting the 👍🏻 man for 👍🏻

my old posts on here stink of “trying to get a specific person to notice me,” because i was indeed trying to get a specific person to notice me

holy shit. hi

hey guys is this thang on

my hottest sexual fantasy is a square peg fitting into a round hole

The sell sheet fir BACKMASK by o f cueri with blurb and isbn

Think about all you could gain from a trippy, fast-paced gay historical novel about the origins of the Satanic panic

[shaking off the weird shame spiral i’ve been in for months] what’s crackin

keep forgetting to post on here. howdy