axolotl "snake eater" lovely ⚧️🏴‍☠️

you know, phone, you're alright. I guess if you need high schoolers to get lip filler put in their eyelids to turn a profit, that's none of my concern

looking at the wall of monsters at the speedway just to pick up pipeline punch again

i'm using an app right now. woah! look at that shit. just touched some shit with my fingers and it made a fuckin noise. i gotta say i was worried about this "phone" thing but I'm beginning to come around on it being allowed to do stochastic genocide and encourage teen plastic surgery

if you meet the buddha on the road, compel him to kill you

all of existence is a form of auto hypnosis and you can only ever explain yourself into is pontification

It's insane how this is just a @slime-golem.biz post

someone tore the page out of my wizard tome and now i can't do any diarrhea magic

the devil of the thing is it's not even 100% an autistic thing for me, it's that my internal sense of how i'm masking my voice is almost completely unrelated to how it actually sounds

PANEL 1: A shirtless tattooed wizard in sweatpants walking to a mobile home. WIZARD: "What's this now?" PANEL 2: Wizard in closeup. WIZARD: "Problem is most people have tangled up their idea of wizardry with a pastoral never-was England." PANEL 3: Wizard in medium shot, smoking. WIZARD: "But, well, Indiana needs wizards, too. An' maybe it ain't the worst thing in the world if we had more wizards who c'n change the oil in a car." PANEL 4: Close up side view of the wizard's face, still smoking. WIZARD: "Like ev'rybody *loves* Gandalf. But Gandalf'll never teach a local kid how to shoplift baby formula to help his momma." PANEL 5: Wizard in medium shot, looking down. WIZARD: "Nah, people don't like magic around. Reminds 'em they *could* have a different way of doing things than the one that hurts em so bad, an' lotsa folks can't handle that."

wizard interview

hmm, that makes sense. with any luck it oughta be applicable, i'm actually really good at that for some reason

sorry for this post i think the part of my brain that's just an actual dog otherkin leapt into the driver's seat and somehow got its mouth on the gas pedal

i can live with sounding like a doofus and a moron, but it'd be harder to live with being incomprehensible

i can sing literally at all but if anything this worries me more bc i know linguistic tonality is entirely different from that kind

and that's with a language i grew up speaking and hearing spoken constantly, i worry i might actually be cooked if tone differentiation turns out to work the wrong way for my brain

i'd say i have a single-digit percent miss rate with fellow fluent anglophones knowing i'm asking a question, which is alarmingly high for the specific thing i'm asking

i exactly know how tone works but not how intelligible a hypothetical toneless or tone-fucked version of normal sentences would be & also do not really know how well my crippled speech center would deal with tonality being load-bearing

wait a minute i have a genuine question: is having poor affect control an obstacle to intelligibly speaking chinese

basically any of the scams from the first couple of seasons of better call saul could be scaled up to the point a reed college graduate would surrender their organs to you and consider themselves richer for it

"we need to imagine alternatives to capitalism" i'm with you but i don't think having coachella people hand you the bag of rotten silt from lake dredge appraisal in exchange for scarce resources you control is a great one

reedies talk a big game about alternatives to the capital economy and then accept one hundred pounds of rotten avocados for room rent a random homeless tranny would pay $800 cash for on account of the person who dumpstered the avocados has resting wealthoid bone structure

Noam Chomsky... you live by the email, you die by the email

if i wanted to watch over my shoulder for a subpoena about buying dog estrogen i would simply use paypal to buy some from a tractor company

crypto graymarket is largely harmless but even minor state interest turns it into a rat king of honeypots in a way that is not really true of asking random strangers in person met via grindr about shit

i'm gonna keep it a buck i don't recall the last time i bought drugs having the dealer write their identifiable wallet tag on the list of everyone else who had touched the $50 on the bill that left my hands

do the slaveowners get told via technologically load-bearing complete double-entry receipts who uses their slaveowner money

i refuse to accept the policy bonafides on the matter of currency transfers from people who would be eaten like a deer carcass in a piranha shoal by a barter economy or socially normative haggling

people will offramp from the very lies-to-children ideological domain where paper money is a pure spook in the egoist sense, but they'll retain half the baggage and go through life believing monetary policy works like it does in a fucking polandball cartoon

ideology of mistrust in currency w/ face value is determined by competition between states and each other internationally & states and private actors internally? it's pure psyop shit. nobody wants the world goldbugs are reaching for. what the influencers there want is to rob the people they can fool

the physical qualities of coins - the only practical form for specie transfer of value anyone's come up with - also make them obnoxiously vulnerable to shaving, clipping, sweating, plugging, blind-bag scams