LindseyIanCole

It’s wild how the people who say “we shouldn’t politicize tragedies” every time a school is shot up are all the sudden cool with their Orange Jesus immediately blaming brown people for a plane crash that killed almost 70 people.

All of the above.

So yesterday was hard. I’m anxious, sad, angry, terrified. I’m sure a lot of you guys are too. Feel those feelings. Let them run their course. After that, get ready to fucking fight. We ain’t going out like this.

Armageddon would be awesome right about now.

So no TikTok, not supporting Meta… I hope LinkedIn is ready for my shitposting and gym thirst traps.

Fucking sameeee

Facebook and Instagram aren’t good at making you friends because Mark has never learned how to make one friend in his entire life. That’s why those platforms are both such solo shows that don’t have a community feeling.

So how long until my thumb stops involuntarily opening TikTok every 10 minutes out of habit?

Praise be to the Costco gods.

Well shit…

And I appreciate you so much for that!

This is really the only option. Maybe that will change. Who knows.

I mean, I love Alf so…

We’re heading into a scary time for a lot of us. Really hope that we can use the resources we’ve got left to lean into community. It’s gonna be so important to remember that we’re not alone as this fuckery ensues.

Oh, I’m so fucking in.

Good morning, you beautiful motherfuckers! What manner of chaos are we unleashing on the world today?!

We can bumble together.

TikTok is dying, I hate Meta and I’m not learning Mandarin. We still doing shit over here?!

If you are reading then congratulations you've avoided getting killed so far today good job

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Working off the entire Costco pumpkin pie that I ate yesterday.

Anybody murder an uncle yesterday?

Remember 8th grade, when we had to get permission slips signed to watch the old Romeo & Juliet movie because it showed boobs? Ignoring the fact that they were modeling to a bunch of hormonal 12/13 year olds that killing yourself because you can’t be with your crush is a logical response. Good times.

Honestly, this account is about to be full of things that pop up on my Facebook memories that I thought was funny and didn’t get appreciated enough there.

Well I appreciate that and I’m glad you decide to join my shit parade!

Just know that you’re encouraging my bullshit and you asked for it… lol

I used to post so much goofy, asinine bullshit on Twitter. I don’t know why, but it feels classier over here. Like, I shouldn’t be sharing dad jokes and dumbass observations. I don’t think I’m profound enough for y’all smart people.

The brisket is pretty good… the jerky too.

Oh, y’all thought this app would be safe from thirst tra… I mean fitness accountability posts? Silly geese.

i’m tired of self improvement can’t everyone else just get worse