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@halotits.bsky.social

hobbies include shitposting, slutposting, and contorting myself around metal objects ๐Ÿ“ nyc

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i know nothing about football teams but since their name is the patriots iโ€™m happy to see them lose :)

09.02.2026 03:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

is it election season in LA? is that why iโ€™m getting seven spam calls a day again?

07.02.2026 18:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i have a degree in business and studied graduate level economics and i still donโ€™t get why inflation has to exist

07.02.2026 17:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 23    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

data at a nonprofit ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ”ซ

05.02.2026 21:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

bout to start shaking ass again so i can get out of this cause no way this is how iโ€™m spending my life โ€ฆ

05.02.2026 21:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

being so extremely overworked right now that iโ€™m getting sick from it oh how i love my job

05.02.2026 17:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

people who thirst follow on instagram are so brave like i would simply get body and face dysmorphia

05.02.2026 17:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ

05.02.2026 00:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
shirtless twink wearing a baseball cap in the sun photographed from below

shirtless twink wearing a baseball cap in the sun photographed from below

eurosummer and midnight sun on repeat in the middle of winter bc itโ€™s 84 degrees

04.02.2026 23:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 96    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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LA oomfs who wants to day drink ๐Ÿ˜

31.01.2026 21:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 79    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wrong fucking Home Alone 2 actor goddammit.

30.01.2026 18:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 954    ๐Ÿ” 283    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7
An image of Canadian actress Katherine Oโ€™Hara as the Schittโ€™s Creek character Moira Rose, providing the following advice: โ€œTake a thousand naked pictures of yourself now. You may currently think, โ€œOh, Iโ€™m too spooky.โ€ Or, โ€œnobody wants to see these tiny boobies.โ€ But, believe me, one day you will look at those photos with much kinder eyes.โ€

An image of Canadian actress Katherine Oโ€™Hara as the Schittโ€™s Creek character Moira Rose, providing the following advice: โ€œTake a thousand naked pictures of yourself now. You may currently think, โ€œOh, Iโ€™m too spooky.โ€ Or, โ€œnobody wants to see these tiny boobies.โ€ But, believe me, one day you will look at those photos with much kinder eyes.โ€

30.01.2026 18:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1723    ๐Ÿ” 459    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 47

NO fucking way

30.01.2026 18:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

SAME omg how is it here already

26.01.2026 21:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

As tens of thousands across America protest the violence that ICE sows with impunity, federal agents shot and killed another person in Minneapolis today.โ€จโ€จICE terrorizes our cities. ICE puts us all in danger. Abolish ICE.

24.01.2026 18:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 29173    ๐Ÿ” 8253    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 307    ๐Ÿ“Œ 199
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insane scenes coming out of Minneapolis

24.01.2026 17:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3110    ๐Ÿ” 1366    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 215    ๐Ÿ“Œ 138

they do! itโ€™s my last resort tbh ๐Ÿ˜ญ havenโ€™t been in yearsss

23.01.2026 21:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

weho is like an $80+ uber one way so trying to stay further southโ€ฆ but a gayโ€™s gotta do what a gayโ€™s gotta do ๐Ÿ˜ญ

23.01.2026 21:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i work nonprofit i fear iโ€™m not getting extra anything ๐Ÿ˜ญ

21.01.2026 14:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

as a whole, weโ€™re not very culturally competent when it comes to queerness so iโ€™ve accepted it as part of the job ๐Ÿคง

20.01.2026 15:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

miiiiight try reaching out then! last time they told me thereโ€™s nothing they can do bc it auto updates every hour so even if they change it itโ€™ll revert back by end of day ๐Ÿšถ๐Ÿปโ€โžก๏ธ๐Ÿšถ๐Ÿปโ€โžก๏ธ๐Ÿšถ๐Ÿปโ€โžก๏ธ

20.01.2026 15:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i canโ€™t even get people to use the pronouns in my email signature, i doubt theyโ€™re gonna make this a priority ๐Ÿ˜ญ

20.01.2026 15:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

and most gays on here opted into seeing suggestive media anyway so truly why are we complaining, who is the target audience for that

18.01.2026 19:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*posts a screenshot from softcore gay porn*
โ€œwhy did this get flagged as suggestive? ๐Ÿ˜ โ€

18.01.2026 19:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

truly is there something iโ€™m missing? or are ppl really upset over the mildest amount of content moderation bc they believe their thirst traps are a gift from god that canโ€™t be censored

18.01.2026 18:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 23    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

so is there an actual reason that bsky gays get irrationally upset at their photos being marked as suggestive or is it purely performative

18.01.2026 18:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 45    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i donโ€™t have a type but i do have a questionable taste in men

18.01.2026 17:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

um yes obviously when are we making it happen

18.01.2026 18:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

naur just west coast ๐Ÿ’”

18.01.2026 02:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

two and a half more hours to go and iโ€™m losing my mind

18.01.2026 02:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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