My husband: Don't.
Me: I'm gonna do it.
Him: You know where this goes.
Me: But I need to know.
Me: *turns on blacklight*
Me: ..............
Him: What have we learned?
Me: Cthulhu is real.

🚨 A new episode of Make Some Noise is out now on Dropout!

Join Sam and guests Zunk, Junk, and Dunk for a night of 3-second Superbowl ads and honest co-workers — plus, a surprise guest!

Comic. Graph with x-axis is time and y-axis is productivity when a major internet service goes down, showing that after the outage begins the line splits, with one end trending down for people whose work relies on the service and with an upward boost for people whose work doesn’t rely on the service. Top branch of line has mini art of a person sitting at their computer desk thinking, “Aw man, the outage took down the Star Wars Legends Wiki.”

Service Outage

xkcd.com/3170/

Want to read my books for free? Easy.

Get them from a library. I get paid, you're supporting the ecosystem, and you get to read them in print. Everyone wins.

Instead, my work has been stolen over 50,000 times (!) on pirate sites.

I truly hope if you're downloading books that you download one of the ones that are uploaded with the fake endings, the random "and then he shit in her mouth and turned her into a zombie" that i know someone is adding that to her romance books & has her sister upload dozens of versions of that.

I heard there was a Cohen song,

And all the Christians got it wrong,

But you don’t really get the meaning do ya?

‘Cause you see its about getting laid,

It’s sex, and love, and Jewish faith,

But all the gentiles heard was “hallelujah!”

White Noise update image: Numair looking at a file at a desk unhappily.

White Noise has updated! Relationships take work. www.white-noise-comic.com/comic/i1-tnd... #webcomics #comics #whitenoise

"What are you working on?"

I put the soldering iron on its stand and inspected my work.

"A time travel receiver. I figured out the machine can't travel in time itself."

"Do you have a transmitter too?"

I plugged the power in. "Not yet."

A newspaper appeared in the machine.

"I will, next year."

Aloy and Kotallo having sex in a snow shelter

Sharing warmth 🔥

(reuploaded bc something weird happened with the saturation)

#hzd #aloy #kotallo #hfw #horizonfanart

Unlike most apps these days, Scrivener does not use AI in any way. However, if you’re on a Mac, you may see an AI prompt.
.
Here’s why, and what you can do if you want to remove this: buff.ly/MlAq0rL

Unfortunately, due to the economy, a penny saved is now 0.6 of a penny earned.

YouTube video by Lava Blades Making a Flower Glass Knife!

I follow a lot of glass artists and a handful of flint-knapping hobbyists, and today, the streams crossed, and I would have never guessed how much I absolutely love it

youtube.com/shorts/tAlig...

A person's hand is holding up a white mannequin head that has on it a royal blue beanie with a green stem on it. The mannequin is in front of a bookshelf.

Please share: Would anyone like a blueberry beanie? They are 30 dollars plus shipping from 07463 (USA). If you want one, please let me know. Thank you for supporting me and my work! #crochet

White Noise update image: Hawk and Numair looking at each other while bubbles rise in the background.

White Noise has updated! Is that bad? www.white-noise-comic.com/comic/i1-tnd... #webcomics #comics #whitenoise

Folks are getting carried away with calling stuff "ageism".

Thinking any 45 year old is unqualified to enter a new industry: ageism.

Thinking any 25 year old is incapable of leadership: ageism.

Thinking an 80yo is likely to have an unforeseen adverse health event at any time: statistics

Here are my favorite fabric studies i've drawn so far bc i think they look cool together

Star Trek meme Dr McCoy: Ensign, this soup is cold Ensign: it's gazpacho, sir. Dr McCoy: Gazpacho, this soup is cold

I will never apologize for a post

It doesn't actually matter if Chuck Schumer votes for this or not.

If he can't keep his caucus unified to protect healthcare for over 10 million Americans, he should resign as leader.

Yeah, I'm sorry, but you do not keep the government shut for more than a month and then NOT get a deal on the main item you have been messaging on without completely shifting the blame dynamic.

They should not have fucked over all of our federal employees and hurt so many people for literally nothing.

This is the way

White Noise update image: Numair looking to one side, frowning suspiciously.

White Noise has updated! A lead emerges. www.white-noise-comic.com/comic/i1-tnd... #webcomics #comics #whitenoise

I love that the Boston cop slide never got fixed and now people just willingly go down it in tribute. It’s basically a national landmark at this point

Re-upping this:

Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.

Reposting because, and I say this with love, some of you are going to see this and go “oh shit, I need to check my bottle” and then immediately forget about it so if this could affect you, go check right now before you even scroll to the next post, I mean it.

Lists of spirit names. The first starts "These be the Spirits in common between Asmodee and Magot" and lists a bunch of names like Sartabakim and Magiros. The next list, of spirits of Astarot, contains Gromenis, Bafamal, Schelagon... and Alan.

I was just leafing through 1725 occult tome The Secret Magic of Abramelin the Mage in search of scary invocations for the BOOK, and I came across this list of subordinate spirits to the princes of Hell.

This week’s newsletter contains Election Thoughts (boring) and also pictures of my latest project, which, okay, I will put here too.


view.flodesk.com/ema...

Look it’s a contour map of the mountains outside Boulder, whee!

ink sketch of half-lizard woman resting on a branch, pressing her many boobs onto the wood

this one is also great