Josh Tarrant

my dumb ass read CODE: Veronica like it was a promo code for a product 😭

That’s like asking for Santa, the Easter Bunny and Tinkerbell to be real. About the same chances 😭😭😭

After visiting Utrecht the other week, I realised how picturesque Dutch cities are. The architecture is gorgeous.

A rabbit thinking outside an IHOP: "That's a stupid sign. You don't hop. You've never hopped. Lying little restaurant with you bullshit sign. Fuck you."

Good morning

Too ‘ot innit

Still in awe at the size of my big brain to TC Murphy last week over Isak.

Reg I being basically CSR + friend is making me scared.

This is why you absolutely have to SplitSave. Could have been £80-90 cheaper if you did.

It’s always been toilet. Outsourcing it to ILCA was a mistake.

Same but it’s Peep Show for the 486th time

Marvel Rivals, they cooked with that game

I felt the same about #FF8 - I remember stating proudly that "graphics will never get better than this"

I said that....about this.

Joe Gomez is having a proper nightmare here.

Still refusing to drop Haaland in fear of the any waking minute he starts firing hat-tricks again. Salah (C) this week though.

Obligatory see you there post

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Balatro or bust 🃏

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I refuse to transfer out the robot and there’s no way I could get the funds otherwise.

No more international breaks until March 2025?

Introduction with 4 games but i’m cheating.

I’m hoping all the over-reacting, over-bearing Arsenal fans stay over there and don’t come here. Maybe then people might realise we’re not all delusional haha

I can’t drop FPL though, my season has been half decent so far. Top 1.5m so far with 638 points and i’m only being beat by one friend in the ML but he’s got 702 points!

Does anyone else start a football season with the intention of engaging in all the content things and then realise it’s way too much? 🤣

I’ve got FPL, Super6, a predictions league & predictions with a work colleague. Out of these, Super6 has already been forgotten and FPL comes dangerously close.

If ever there was a reason to ditch Twitter, I just realised Arsenal stopped following me 😭

That was always a tiny, insignificant thing that I just found super cool and I didn’t even realise it was gone.

blue sky?

never heard of it, i’m british