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Matt Starr

@illmattic919.bsky.social

Writer of various griefs: https://linktr.ee/mgstarr919

84 Followers  |  89 Following  |  49 Posts  |  Joined: 24.11.2024  |  1.7488

Latest posts by illmattic919.bsky.social on Bluesky

Joss's impeccable timing and scene-stealing delivery created one of the most iconic secondary characters in TV history. A tremendous loss.

02.06.2025 19:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No matter how many people are dancing in the streets the day it happens, it won't be enough.

30.05.2025 20:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

All right, I know I said this, but Series 7 is far and away the best one since Series 4.

16.05.2025 13:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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LOL

08.05.2025 16:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Unfortunately, it has been brought to my attention that I only received one vote of support to be the new pope. We'll get 'em next time.

08.05.2025 16:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Got me a fiction shorty up over at Shotgun Honey. Y'all check it out.

30.04.2025 16:27 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ole buddy met JD and decided he'd rather die than keep on living.

21.04.2025 13:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What could possibly go wrong?

07.04.2025 23:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Our daughter right before her birthday cake gave her and her brother diarrhea

05.04.2025 17:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I liked Val Kilmer in Willow so much as a kid that I started growing my hair out as soon as my parents let me.

02.04.2025 21:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Nobody:

My hometown newspaper:

25.03.2025 14:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Humble question: Anybody have thoughts on how to go about getting some blurbs for your forthcoming book when you've made very few connections in the literary world? Asking for a friend, and by a friend I mean myself.

20.03.2025 15:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not now, Black Mirror.

14.03.2025 02:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

The Democratic Party as we know it needs to be dismantled. Maybe a new coalition can rise from the ashes, but it's so abundantly clear that they aren't built to meet this moment.

06.03.2025 22:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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May you find some joy today. The same kind of joy our girl, Stevie Nicks Starr, finds in looking out the window from her favorite chair.

28.02.2025 17:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Haven't listened to this much Death Grips since 2015. Idk what that means, but I feel like it means something.

25.02.2025 21:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Daily reminder that rich people aren't people.

25.02.2025 02:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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It was getting to a point where I was beginning to wonder if we'd ever have snow in the North Carolina triangle again, but now the good stuff is coming down and there are several fat cardinals in our tree. In a world gone to shit, it's the little things.

19.02.2025 21:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I know that asteroid probably won't hit the earth after all, but if we bribe it will it change its mind?

13.02.2025 20:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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My state senate is debating a bill that would limit the amount of medical procedures insurance providers are required to cover, and this is the lead sponsor's justification. We are being governed by Christofascist lunacy.

13.02.2025 16:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This app is the digital incarnation of Pink Floyd's song, "Is There Anybody Out There?"

06.02.2025 21:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Been making excuses all week to drive so I can go ~7 mph over the speed limit and listen to the new Weeknd. Self-destructive boys, we back.

05.02.2025 23:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You ever just feel like being shot out of a cannon?

24.01.2025 19:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Imagine being held legally accountable for anything after today.

20.01.2025 16:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is there anything better you can do for your mental health than listen to pulldrone on full volume first thing in the morning until you induce a panic attack?

17.01.2025 15:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

For my money, Major League is the greatest sports movie ever made. Bob Uecker was a big reason why.

16.01.2025 17:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The pizzagate guy was shot dead in my hometown.

10.01.2025 14:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

New Ethel, it's time to get in formation.

08.01.2025 14:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The only thing, and I mean the only thing, that's good about the first couple of weeks after Christmas is the return of Drag Race

05.01.2025 22:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not sure if I would have made it through this year without NC State's run to the Final Four and Kendrick's annihilation of Drake.

31.12.2024 23:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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