Hieronymus Josh

The worst thing that can happen to a podcast is a host having uptalk

personally I'm getting some vassals

I think mongolian aesthetic is going to be the new hot thing in the next couple years

I wish to remain unaware of celebrities

sweet bro & hella jeff. a man is falling down a set of stairs. "it keeps happening" he exclaims. another man implores "I warned you about the stairs bro!!! i told you dog! i told you man i TOLD you about stairs!"

Pedro Pascal discourse

shinoby

What idiot named that show Severance and not The Long Day Factory

just tried to clock out of my shit at the long day factory but the machine was broken 😫

I got real excited that this was a new doom community mod and then I clicked into it 😫

I know what he does with his cars

I'll never forget the advice my father gave me as a child: Never underestimate the crushing pressure of the abyss

A dialog with ChatGPT: Prompt: ChatGPT... THANK YOU! Me and my billionaire undersea adventuring friends are going to LOVE THIS!!!! You've done it again! ChatGPT: You're welcome, Captain! Just remember: triple-check your hull integrity, pack extra snacks, and never underestimate the crushing pressure of the abyss. Have a safe and legendary dive! 🌊🤿💰

Never underestimate the crushing pressure of the abyss

A schematic diagram of a submersible capable of diving to the titanic wreckage site.

A dialog with ChatGPT: Prompt: How would you design a submarine capable of diving deep enough to visit the Titanic wreckage site? Designing a submarine to visit the Titanic wreckage site — approximately 3,800 meters (12,500 feet) below sea level — is a high-stakes engineering challenge that requires balancing pressure resistance, life support, navigation, and communication. Here's a breakdown of how such a deep-diving submersible would be designed:

A ChatGPT dialog 🧱 Summary Blueprint Component Specification Hull Titanium alloy, spherical, 3-5 inch thick Depth Rating 4,000–6,000 meters (for safety margin) Occupants 2–5 people Power Lithium-ion battery system Navigation INS + sonar Communication Acoustic modem, optional tether Life Support 24-hour oxygen, CO₂ scrubbers, thermal/humidity controls Safety Emergency ballast release, beacon, internal monitoring systems

Planning something

It's very cool, as I was able to verify as an adult

Yes I was reading Byte magazine as a kid

When I was 13 I emailed Jerry Pournelle to ask him what it was like to own a bunch of computers.

scran

That's the Kraken's tentacle! You'll see several of them around your ship. Attack with your cannons, and if they grab you, use your sword to free yourself or your crewmates. Keep at it, and you'll send it back to the depths!

There's actual utility in here and you'd never know it because all of this shit is being marketed by the world's most deeply unserious people

Full disclosure, I consulted with Claude today on the finer details of PostgreSQL recursive CTE queries because I was tired and the documentation wasn't fully clicking with me.

Previously, our interface for developer-defined tools required them to be called with JSON, a common format used by web APIs and developers generally. However, outputting valid JSON requires the model to perfectly escape all quotation marks, backslashes, newlines, and other control characters. Although our models are well-trained to output JSON, on long inputs like hundreds of lines of code or a 5-page report, the odds of an error creep up. With custom tools, GPT‑5 can write tool inputs as plaintext, without having to escape all of the characters that require escaping.

You're right man, that sort of stuff sounds way too hard for a computer to do.

Really kind of dumbfounded at this GPT-5 example. Who wants this? "Computer! Build me a React website!" What restaurateur knows what React is or gives a single fuck what their website is built with? What world are these people living in?

hatsune miku please set my indoor temperature to 75 degrees fahrenheit

demanding the smartest, most bluetooth wifi'd AI enhanced hvac on the market

Yeah buddy guess who's getting a new HVAC system

Letting youtube take me on an autoplay tour of every version of Sunchyme ever produced

HVAC condenser unit went out and I'm determined to make it everybody's problem