Sholmes

Hm...

My, Mr. Naruhodo. Did you have bad dreams? Your hair is in a total state!

𝔗𝔢𝔪𝔭 𝔭𝔦𝔫𝔫𝔢𝔡..

I believe it's spending money to have a conversation in a professional location? You're very welcome to use my offices for a very modest fee.

hello, i am here to cause problems

dan.✯

and here comes his bitch

// oh no im sorry 😭

Aha! A new case is surely around the corner. My wallet grows lighter by the day, Iris' stomach growlier, my patience thinner.

Ahem. Surely somebody must have need of a consulting detective. A FAMOUS consulting detective.

// I have them on my 3ds I love them sm

Woman troubles, hm? Perhaps you both require a little counselling.

Hrmm. Perhaps he ought to call for a healer?

Or perhaps she's just suffering from a caramel shortage. Sholmes knows all about those.

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// meueheheh yes..... more tgaa/dgs muses......

Ach-hum. You know, I've been considering what I'd do for my retirement, however far off that may be. Perhaps I'll keep bees.

A happy birthday... to... me....

Happy birthday to me...

Happy birTHDAY TO MEEEEEE. Hmph.

It is quite rude not to join in with the happy birthday song, you know.

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- be aware that I am ABSOLUTELY slow as hell at these games so I'm kinda gonna be spotty here for most idfk . lol

- I DO know . most stuff though . kinda . bc I originally played this translated on 3ds but this was like nearly 2 years ago

#aceattorneyrp #aarp #tgaarp

A happy birthday... to... me....

Happy birthday to me...

Happy birTHDAY TO MEEEEEE. Hmph.

It is quite rude not to join in with the happy birthday song, you know.

twitter.com/herlockbian/...

"Ahahaha!"

My, Sholmes looks awfully pleased with himself.

"As well you should be. I am, after all, the one and only. The inimitable.

Now... judging by the looks of you, you are clearly an aspiring detective yourself. Am I wrong?"

#tgaa

Ah. Aha. Could it perhaps be that you recognise me? I wouldn't blame you. I'm only the most famous consulting detective in the world.

[Striking a pose... Pipe and all.]

Nghooh.

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⠀⠀⠀DON’T DO FRIENDS.
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// conversely I may have to make a modern AA character too for those interactions 🥴🥴🥴

❝Words can not describe how screwed I am.❞

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› Ships on chem, any timeline
› Crossover & OC friendly

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❝What‘s crack-a-lackin‘, homie?❞

› Prosecutor from Khura'in
› Ships on chem
› Crossover & OC friendly

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Venusian aikido? My dear, are you quite alright? I hear that can be terribly contagious.

This is my foreword in "the casebook of Herlock Sholmes" verbatim.

That said, I am fully proficient in the Mikotoba Martial Arts.

What is a detective to do without his little treat??

... "Ah. My stories are popular indeed, but you know not the particulars. I highly recommend them — you'll be helping my roommate with the rent.

You've heard of my art of deduction at least, yes? Yes??"