Somebody’s Mom

Hey.. 🫠 how y’all doin? 👀 I forgot about y’all. 😂

You ain’t said nothing in 30 minutes. Ima need you to follow through my friend.

FLY EAGLES FLY!!! 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

I’m finally ready to live in my truth.

All the Star Wars movies and universe related shows SUCK.

“I never downloaded TikTok anyway”

Here you go goofy ho

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a group of people are standing in a circle holding roses in front of a tree . ALT: a group of people are standing in a circle holding roses in front of a tree .

Let it be known at 9:35 central time TikTok went dark.

Sometimes when my husband talks, I want to tell him to shut up.

Hey…. Forgot about y’all. My bad.

Ruben apologized for everything he did for an entire year. Bring this energy back to music please.

Like she’s trying to do everything she would normally do, but with her eyes closed and it’s stressing out her mom. I feel bad for laughing as much as I have.

My god daughter had eye surgery and now she’s refusing to open her eyes. It’s both funny and frustrating.

TikTok said it’s not going down without a fight. All the TikTok groups are fighting with each other. And I’m watching them all.

My husband just laughs at me. He doesn’t understand my fear. lol and I couldn’t tell you the origin story to this fear.

a little boy is running in a room with the words `` remote me '' written on it . ALT: a little boy is running in a room with the words `` remote me '' written on it .

I’m too grown to be this scared. But here I am running like I stole something.

I literally cry if they get close to me. And I get really anxious when I see them coming.

Fun fact: I have an irrational fear of large puppets. Like the ones that have people inside them. This is why I will not go to Disney.

Sadly I’m just getting started. I have several more years of this 😫

I can wear sweats and I don’t have to bring my purse. It’s a win win for me. ☺️

I love date nights being married. 🥰

What am I going to do when I have 4 kids in 4 different activities?!

Today I was a 2 sport mom and I am tired. Soccer in the morning and baseball tryouts this afternoon.

I just finished One Summer in Savannah and I have never cried at the end of a book, but I cried at the end of this one.

This all tracks. I’m just happy there’s not kids music this year.

I think my husband is the only person on earth who hasn’t deleted the U2 album from his Apple Music library 😂

My granny can touch a hot cast iron with her bare hands. I’m convinced she’s an alien.

This is really hard. I don’t really have a favorite song. My music choice has a lot to do with my mood.

Driving back home after being in my hometown all week.

Send me anonymous messages! Send me anonymous messages!

Entertain me the last 6.5 hrs of this drive please.

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Today is one of sons 3rd birthday! He’s really a sweet boy and he gives me the most run for my money.