SPLIFFIANO 🇭🇹

This is almost impossible. I hate both... but at least Lori made herself useful before checking out?

Skylar white

Lori, hands down. So many bad decisions

Skylar was useful for a lil bit too, it was just brief lol

Gettin lied to might be the most disrespectful thing ever. Why? You mean You just made up a story in your head and you have the audacity to tell it to me like it’s the truth because you think I’m a sucker, you think I’m stupid, and you have zero respect for me.

That’s crazy. I gotta stop lyin

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I have the upmost respect for supernatural human beings, who stay inside when the sun is in the sky and who are awake and active in the night. I am one of you and you are one of me. 🧛🏽‍♀️😈🩸🌕🐺🧛🏻🧛🏿‍♂️ 🦇

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Watching breaking bad all over again from the beginning to the end because ………… yes

The two most annoying and difficult wives in television history, but who is worse ? 🤨

Skylar White Or Lori Grimes

NBA started on some SHIT THIS YEAR 🤯🔥😳

6 months

This is real

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Recently, I had to accept the fact that my ex was 100% the love of my life and she was as near perfect as a human could be. Damn near everything that went wrong in the relationship was my fault. Idk if she would ever want me back again. The possibility is scary. Gotta learn to live with regrets.

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"And a man, a man provides. And he does it even when he's not appreciated, or respected, or even loved. He simply bears up and he does it…. Because he's a man"

The older a man gets, the more this resonates with him

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Yall remember we used to buy entire QUARTERS of REGULAR WEED ?!?! 🤦🏽‍♂️😂😂😂 shit always had sticks and seeds and everything.

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Rockets lookin DANGEROUS 🤯🔥

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Smoking early in the morning before work will have you ready to quit your job 30 minutes after you clocked in

Out of people that were still young, Chrisean Rock had the second biggest fall off of all time in terms of appearance. It’s sad that girl was CRAZY beautiful too smh Amanda Bynes is number one ain’t nobody topping that. The bitch didn’t even look human at the end 😂

I don’t believe in mental health. Everybody has some sort of mental issues that we feel like we need to take time to focus on and heal . But if everybody in the world goes through the same exact thing, then it’s not an issue. Some are more serious yes. But It’s not a special problem. It’s normal.

So this year, I just started going to church, gym, and farmers market. In which one of these should I be looking for my wife at?

Goodmorning, I’m gonna be starting shit with white people today in hopes that they call me the hard R, I feel like beating somebody the fuck up. But y’all have a blessed day. Positive vibes only !

Exactly! You get it 🫱🏾‍🫲🏿

Next time ask her if she tryna box 🥊

I have done research and came to a conclusion, theres NO group of women on earth that glow up as well as black women. I swear. Seeing the transition once they come into their own and their confidence and knowing how to highlight their attributes , bruh😍😩 I see why they call it black girl magic 🪄 🖤

To clarify, I don’t take joy in being in between someone’s relationship, and just for the record, I will never be the one to pursue any woman that is in a relationship, however, if I am being pursued by a woman in a relationship, why should I respect her relationship if she doesn’t even respect it ?

I need to mature still. I love the idea that a woman desires me more than her own boyfriend and is willing to overcome certain obstacles just to see me from time to time. It is a turn on. I don’t enjoy causing any turmoil But if I’m being honest, it’s one of the most exciting type of situationships

Who tryna watch a movie wit me ? I got HBO Max, Netflix, Disney+. Let’s start at the same time 🤷🏽‍♂️ your choice

Watching sinners by myself because I don’t got no hoes

The jawn Sophie Rain is SUPER gassed. She pretty and all but nothing special. Niggas be going crazy over her and I don’t get it

I swear I’m the only street nigga I know that loves the movie mean girls, like I know that shit Word for Word it’s fucking hilarious 😂

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Goodmorning, it’s October 3rd