Ear doctor: Don’t use Q-Tips
Me already imagining putting a screw driver I found in the driveway in my ear when I get home: I womt
Happy final day before Australia's full-blown war with China kicks off day to those who celebrate
FT comments section this morning - saying what everyone else is thinking, right?
Very topical
This obviously very stupid but is it also smart? We’ll talk to some liars after this break.
"The Islamists oppose women getting an education," I mutter, as I aim my missile at the girls school
2026 basically
first they came for Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor, and I said nothing, but i did laugh quite a lot
i can’t stop laughing
The thing that makes this extra funny to me is that I think the cat is about to say this is all moving too fast…
It’s great when Elon Musk fans try to help
All in all I'd have to say I don't enjoy being ruled by semi-literate perverts with infinite money
"we're seeing a worrying trend of people voting for the extreme: on the right side because of their anti immigration policies and on the left because of their consequent messaging on social issues like rent"
... Yes totally the same thing
stop the count - in der scheisse geht nicht besser
BERLIN (AP) — Exit polls show Alternative for Germany on course for strongest far-right showing in a national election since WWII.
Wir sind drin! Die Linke wird in der kommenden Legislaturperiode wieder in Fraktionsstärke im Bundestag vertreten sein!
Wir danken euch für euer Vertrauen, eure Stimmen und das unglaubliche Engagement in den letzten Wochen!
is that good
Balenciaga is about to release shackle anklets for the season
Yup that's as horrifying as described
so the far right will own X, facebook, instagram, threads, and tiktok. and we’ll STILL have to hear how oppressed and censored they are.
UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson dies from preventable illness
reposting this iconic @joshmlabelle.bsky.social tweet over here because it came up today
Incredible how the fucking wire services at AP can write a better summary of the Trump rally than New York Times political reporters:
everyone coming to the “ruin Elon Musk financially and professionally” party can have their own motivations for being there as long as they’re all committed to the goal of maximum suffering
Bluesky is funny because I can’t recall any other platform where its growth is explicitly tied to the collective hate for one person.
every time this happens the #1 question becomes "oh what did he do this time"
Leaving the company pride group I helped get off the ground on poly discussions and someone showing off the LED rainbow lights on the furry costume they are working on - the ideal corporate legacy
Uuuuh where am I flying next month?
