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Lavender Luke

@chumpanzeee.bsky.social

Synth nerd. A dog who learnt how to talk.

66 Followers  |  295 Following  |  612 Posts  |  Joined: 13.09.2023  |  1.6805

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30 minutes into Lord of the Flies… my opinion…
Them kids are gonna die

09.02.2026 19:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œIf you can’t buy it, it’s not a product”

08.02.2026 14:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The weird thing I noticed is how oddly placed the end of each episode each.. no jeopardy cliff hanger… just suddenly… theme music and the credits

03.02.2026 21:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How much money do these guys have that they don’t notice Β£75K

01.02.2026 21:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I said that to my partner.

23.01.2026 20:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, grim

23.01.2026 20:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It is an absolute top notch track. I only realised a few years ago Midge Ure was in visage and a β€œface” at the Blitz club

23.01.2026 20:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not sure the lyrics are kind of β€œfunny” or β€œquirky”.
He seems to be saying he wants to kill her

23.01.2026 20:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Most is swallowed.
Now notice yourself swallowing that saliva

23.01.2026 12:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My father in law had MND and had to keep spitting as he couldn’t swallow his saliva. His nurse told us apparently you product a few litres of saliva a day and every time I think about I realise there is saliva in my mouth

23.01.2026 11:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If I were a traitor I would be using that tactic.
(I was a traitor in the live experience and I was shit and voted out first, so my strategies are not to be trusted)

22.01.2026 20:38 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

James will look as if he tried to sabotage it

22.01.2026 20:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you

21.01.2026 17:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It will be absolute shit.

21.01.2026 17:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Mel and Sue

21.01.2026 17:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Stephen Toast saying you can fuck that sky high

Stephen Toast saying you can fuck that sky high

I've just seen that the Strictly gig might go to Amanda Holden and Alan Carr.

21.01.2026 15:24 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 0

I think you mean β€œJesus weinte”

21.01.2026 17:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Out of interest: have you been to Boston, Lincolnshire? So I can get a benchmark (Boston is the biggest dump I’ve been to)

21.01.2026 17:22 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My boss loves copilot and makes loads of notes. So I ran my year end appraisail thoughts through copilot (didn’t tell him) and submitted them. He then ran them through copilot as well to summarise them. Verdict - Luke had a great year.
Apart from that I dont use it a lot

21.01.2026 17:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Has it happened this time?

21.01.2026 07:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I want someone to wake me up, explain I’m not dreaming and then tell me slowly

21.01.2026 07:25 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’ll all be better under the storm cloaks

17.01.2026 21:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I hope so

17.01.2026 21:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

#maskedsingeruk is sloth captain sensible ?

17.01.2026 21:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He is amazing.

13.01.2026 21:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m watching the Night Manager 2 - third episode in.
There’s something a bit soulless about it.
Hiddlestone seems to have one emotion in it.

13.01.2026 21:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It seems he is correct not to trust them. He has first hand knowledge of how cheap their β€œsupport” comes

13.01.2026 12:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I was very sad when I heard the London Boys had died.
To this day I love Requiem.

25.12.2025 22:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve started listening to the audiobook of this. It’s shaping up nicely so far

21.12.2025 22:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s that eternal Christmas question:

What night is bins for the next two weeks?

21.12.2025 22:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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