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Stevie Martin

@5teviem.bsky.social

I’m a comedian and writer and hello hi hello Come see me live March 3-5 in london. Tickets and everything else I do here: https://linkin.bio/5teviem

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NO IM STILL FUMING I CAME LAST ON THAT PRIZE TASK OK x

29.05.2025 22:18 — 👍 223    🔁 2    💬 14    📌 1
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Did you spend the weekend worrying about life skills that you feel you lack? Do you want to read about some of these skills, such as how to bleed a radiator or keep a houseplant alive from happy friendly voices @5teviem.bsky.social (currently on S19 Taskmaster) and Tessa Coates? Borrow the book!📚🌻💧

27.05.2025 07:33 — 👍 15    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

I shall do it just for you!

22.05.2025 21:24 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It was so fun. When it finished I started crying as I was walking off the stage because I couldn’t believe it was over!!!

22.05.2025 21:10 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Next week I’ve decided I’m going to go live on IG during the ad breaks for quarterly debriefs while I’m watching on my own in a hotel room in Salford. Unless I wake up tomorrow and think “what” #taskmaster

22.05.2025 21:07 — 👍 123    🔁 0    💬 4    📌 0

Therein ends my live skeep of #taskmaster! I hope I have not shamed myself!

22.05.2025 21:06 — 👍 92    🔁 0    💬 5    📌 0

ROSIE ROSIE ROSIE ROSIE I love this!!!!!!! Finally Baynton is toppled. #taskmaster

22.05.2025 21:00 — 👍 76    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

phew

22.05.2025 21:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Genuinely is anyone understanding this other than Fatiha #taskmaster

22.05.2025 21:00 — 👍 55    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

Either way it’s win win cos if Fatiha wins this I’ll moon the neighbours and if Rosie does I’ll also moon the neighbours #taskmaster

22.05.2025 20:59 — 👍 37    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I kept celebrating because I’d got it wrong and Jason kept having to be like “no she hasn’t won” #taskmaster

22.05.2025 20:59 — 👍 42    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

COME ON ROSIE #taskmaster

22.05.2025 20:58 — 👍 27    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

didn’t understand this live task at all. Tell me if you did. Even when mat explained it to me after, I didn’t get it. Still dont #taskmaster

22.05.2025 20:55 — 👍 65    🔁 1    💬 10    📌 0

Between tasks me Rosie and Fatiha were so psyched it was gonna be a woman win. I didn’t even mind that I had disgraced myself #taskmaster

22.05.2025 20:54 — 👍 52    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

Ive said before I’ll say it again, mat might be winning but that’s often cos of his prize tasks - I do think Fatiha is the best at the tasks #taskmaster

22.05.2025 20:53 — 👍 33    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

HAHAHAHAHAH 52 MINUTES I nearly broke down at half an hour. That is amazing I forgot that #taskmaster

22.05.2025 20:52 — 👍 59    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Hey guess what I had a real bad stomach after that cos I took the plate and stress ate all the raisins #taskmaster

22.05.2025 20:51 — 👍 52    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I can’t believe I didn’t realise. IT WAS THE MATHS CLUE IT REMINDED ME OF BEING BAD AT MATHS god #taskmaster

22.05.2025 20:50 — 👍 32    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Jason is just so happy and content he doesn’t get annoyed at all. What a gift #taskmaster

22.05.2025 20:49 — 👍 65    🔁 0    💬 5    📌 0

wait. we’re in line for someone else winning other than mat aren’t we??? This is huge #taskmaster

22.05.2025 20:48 — 👍 41    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh also the Horne section tv show is so funny and on after this I think! I am in an episode (4 maybe? Who cares) and I play a ghost hunter who is a dick to Alex the whole episode which was very fun.

22.05.2025 20:46 — 👍 93    🔁 7    💬 1    📌 0

I think Greg and Alex’s stuff this series is god tier. “She was dishonest and her name was fanjita”

22.05.2025 20:44 — 👍 52    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

ITS NEVER ABOUT THE TASK

22.05.2025 20:43 — 👍 39    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Don't worry Rosie - for Little Alex Horne, this is medium level awkward at best.

#taskmaster

22.05.2025 20:24 — 👍 168    🔁 14    💬 4    📌 1

Was so glad in the studio that the others found it hard too because when I was on my own in the room I honestly thought I’d be the only one and everyone would be like “why is Stevie so thick” ok I see this is unlocking something isn’t it. Maybe it’s not about the task. Ok cool more wine #taskmaster

22.05.2025 20:42 — 👍 59    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

WHY ARENT WE GETTING MORE POINTS so gutted

22.05.2025 20:39 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

This is the one. I can’t. I hated it. I think about it all the time #taskmaster

22.05.2025 20:39 — 👍 48    🔁 1    💬 3    📌 0

ok but I genuinely did meet Tom cruise. Which is irrelevant. I did interview him and he said “hi” and walked passed me #taskmaster

22.05.2025 20:38 — 👍 59    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Me and Jason had never heard of James bay - so our whatsapp group icon is James Bay #taskmaster

22.05.2025 20:36 — 👍 79    🔁 1    💬 4    📌 0

Time for a top up because my least favourite task is coming up I think #taskmaster

22.05.2025 20:34 — 👍 25    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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