Salvia Deviant 🏳️‍⚧️

srry trying to delete

seconding this notion by twerking until i cum

seconding this notion by twerking until i cum

I discovered the source of the chaotic honking that happens around this time of day. It’s when my neighbor gets home & lets her toddler sit in the driver’s seat & just honk over and over. I get letting the kid do that once in a while but letting them do it every single day for like 30-45 minutes?

I love how much of being an adult with WiFi is just laughing at jokes I wasn't allowed to laugh at when I was 12

and then shitposting it to eleven thousand people who can't stop me.

GI Robot next to the words I don't argue with people GI robot would have shot

marathon skin for the brrt smg weapon called blue sky it is a very blocky design with blue and white accents

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shaking ass and smoking grass

Overcursed

how many belts do you have on right now?

The image depicts a brown bunny and a black human side by side each other the bunny wears a white t shirt saying "I fuck everything I kill" the human wears a black t shirt saying "I kill everything I fuck"

me n my fursona
(he/him) 🐇🏳️‍⚧️

*spit take* Cum is toxic??

tyfys

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Given certian girlies propensity to down absurd numbers of monster energy drinks you might just die from the caffine in their cum before the cadaverine. This is not a joke, caffine ACTUALLY gets into semen with enough consumed before hand. I CAN post the numbers if people are curious.

this is maybe my favorite post of all time tyfys

Average human is 60-80kg So anywhere from 120,000mg to 160,000mg of cadaverine to be lethal. Average cum is 1.09g/mL, or 109mg/mL, volume 1.5-5mL. Cadaverine is so little concentration we don't appear to have an average amount for how much is in a single ejactulation. you'd need to eat >1000 to die

You need 2000mg/kg (2000milligrams per kg of body weight) of cadaverine to be consumed at once for the levels of cadaverine in cum to be toxic/lethal. Given how little of cum's mass is cadaverine you would need more cum than blood used in iron lung to get cadaverine poisoning.

everyone has a toxic consumption fav!! alcohol, cigarettes, 00's romcoms, cum...you know what they say. pick your poison and smoke em if you got em

maybe vaporeon is a xenogender 4 me

Ad saying Don't start dating if you cum daily

Man I gotta get the fuck off Instagram

overcursed

the world is trying its best to be as scary as possible and lord knows its been setting some records lately but also there's music and women so who's to say if its bad really

Meant to reshare this for International Sex Workers Right's Day but it is relevant every day! (just pretend I reshared this yesterday ok)

Ironically if staff and journalists and academics were just a little more polite and patient, they'd find out a lot of us weird ass queer transes are actually pretty good at basically all of this stuff.

wild wild west would have topped the charts if it dropped a few years later

too early for the steampunk goggle tophat type craze of of the early 2010s

@britculpsapp.bsky.social do u have that one image

fuck it sure

goddamn yeah you are