Martin

why does fred durst sound like scrappy doo when he’s rapping

@gaynovie.bsky.social ant gf

Reporter: and what is your stance on tariffs

RFK Jr: not many people know this but there actually was a real Stuart Little and I killed and ate him

its tough eating the thw little raviolis knowing chef boyardee makes them in prison out of bars of soap

it’s actually super easy to be autistic af and still know how consent works

"Penis Gets in the Way of Dreams" is basically the headline of every trans girl

The Bear but it’s about a huge bear on top of someone’s head helping him cook

what if i was like "bingo was my deadname"

Two characters hugging each other in a backyard, surrounded by ghost cats. In the corner there's a tiny gnome running and on a table next to the main subject there's a group of witchcraft trinkets.

I’m transitioning from male to ⚠️suggestive content

*me at the supermarket panically looking for change in my pockets*

“uhh, do you also accept sex change?”

here's how Weekend at Bernie's can still win

why does retvrn to tradition always mean prairie dresses and fedoras but never temple prostitutes and transsexual oracles

a blue car with white pop up headlights. he looks very sad

obsessed with this lil nissan that looked like it was about to start crying in the club pitt parking lot the other night

all-transexual jackass reboot, save me

if its an emergency and you need a doll to come to your place and straddle you, you need to call the frot-line.

there should be a pride month honoring people who drink energy drinks and bad quality food and think they have IBS but they actually are just torturing their guts with their diet

shocked Pikachu face

when I realize actually using my inhaler makes it easier to breathe:

catch me dissociating at the local history concert ✌️