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@misteriouscum.bsky.social

#art mister. 22 anyone under 21 DNI !!!!! all characters 402 years old (21+) all characters are lesbians (maybe im joking, maybe im not) obsession with death. i won't harass no matter what. have a lovely day! @misteriouschum.bsky.social COMMS OPEN!!!

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09.12.2025 22:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 218    ๐Ÿ” 50    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

im such a virgin that sometimes i forget sex is a real thing. it just seems like such an impossibility for me. mainly cuz vanilla stuff bores me though.

11.12.2025 18:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ahh... all anime twinks are actually butch lesbians...

11.12.2025 17:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

clothed sex but only where one character is clothed and the other is not because the unclothed character feels more embarrassed this way

11.12.2025 17:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

he'd look so beautiful like that

11.12.2025 17:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ha... woke up and immediately thought about yoshiki throwing up...

11.12.2025 17:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i would like to taste his mouth pls

11.12.2025 11:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

sigh.... i want yoshiki's tongue in my mouth...

11.12.2025 11:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

god i wanna do disgusting things for kink reasons (legal moral disgusting things) but i dont think i'll ever find anyone who's into the same stuff as me

11.12.2025 07:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Drawing of a minotaur gal in holiday clothes sitting on a stool. She cheerfully waves at the viewer. In the background, a preview of an illustration of her and Mouise the gob made for the Naughty List 2025.

Drawing of a minotaur gal in holiday clothes sitting on a stool. She cheerfully waves at the viewer. In the background, a preview of an illustration of her and Mouise the gob made for the Naughty List 2025.

You'd make Valรฉrie very happy if you could make a donation to the Naughty List to taste her famous mulled wine before anyone else โœจ๐Ÿทโœจ

11.12.2025 00:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1756    ๐Ÿ” 344    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

i would like to see yoshiki's slutty legs

11.12.2025 06:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

im never gonna publish the fic cuz its basically all only stuff im into

09.12.2025 22:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i feel bad for him though so the fic is like half bdsm-adjacent stuff and then half-comfort

09.12.2025 22:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ive spent the past few days writing a self-insert x yoshiki fic where he's just made to do a lot of humiliating things a bunch and he enjoys it

09.12.2025 21:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

im way too down bad cuz i looked at yoshiki's shoes and started salivating

i dont even like feet

09.12.2025 21:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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@verdantdargon.bsky.social's Vera stretching in bed shirtless -- showcasing a lithe and flexible body. Her hair is down and spread out behind her. The sheets are making swirl wrinkles.

@verdantdargon.bsky.social's Vera stretching in bed shirtless -- showcasing a lithe and flexible body. Her hair is down and spread out behind her. The sheets are making swirl wrinkles.

oh big stretch

09.12.2025 01:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1960    ๐Ÿ” 412    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Alear

09.12.2025 02:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 530    ๐Ÿ” 144    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i wonder if yoshiki smells bad or good

08.12.2025 07:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the way old victorian men felt about ankles is how i feel about the backs of knees

07.12.2025 06:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i want to look at the back of yoshiki's knees

07.12.2025 06:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

yoshiki onlyfans...

07.12.2025 06:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i want yoshiki asmr...

07.12.2025 06:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"i want to mindbreak my skrinkly i want them to go empty"

idiot. i want my skrinkly to fill his mind with unrelated thoughts during sex such as "oh my god i forgot to do an assignment im going to get a 0"

06.12.2025 01:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

yoshiki overthinks during sex

06.12.2025 01:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

im not passionate enough about kinks im not into to warrant ruining my life over them. i just dont support harassment though, even if someone is bad.

05.12.2025 03:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

there are a lot of problematic kinks where im like "eh its not so bad" but its honestly not a hill im willing to die on unless we're talking legal/governmental censorship

05.12.2025 03:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

any time is a good time to look at zombie zorn

04.12.2025 09:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ZOMBIES!!!!!

04.12.2025 09:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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#OCใ€€ๆฑšๆŸ“

05.11.2025 16:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 275    ๐Ÿ” 41    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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