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a close up of a cat eating food from a glass bowl . ALT: a close up of a cat eating food from a glass bowl .

so do we still got 9/11 tomorrow?

"To understand who is in control, observe who you are not allowed to criticize." -Voltaire

he is really lucky to be alive. best wishes to this man as he moves on from this troubling incident and resumes his sculpting career

as a child I once lived in this very house in this very suburb of this very Cleveland

We're storing you in a Tupperbox container later bro

repost for the occasion #regretevator

repost cuz i misspelled regretevator lalala! shes drinking cola !!!! #regretevator

just watched sesame street with my son. i don’t know. it’s not like i’m too good for it, it’s just that i know most of this stuff already. like, i work in journalism. i know 23 letters of the alphabet and i’m confident i’ll learn the rest over the course of my work. i don’t need a tv show for that

stat burger #regretevator

DEMOCRATS NOW
We’re gonna make Canada a state? Come on now.

DEMOCRATS IN SIX MONTHS
Look, I agree! And we proposed a realistic bill to fund a military invasion of Quebec. Donald Trump refused to sign it.

DEMOCRATS IN TWO YEARS
The reason we lost is that teens watched too much Young Sheldon.

I think this is Pretty Fucken Awesome actually

People who laugh at a Tesla exploding are showing their ignorance of automotive engineering. This is a normal part of the development process, and the data gathered from the explosion will help Tesla to one day build a car that doesn’t explode

i hope u like it,
i put my heart inside it!
#regretevator #art

out

Artwork depicting Celeste's character Madeline offering a cup of coffee as fireworks ring in the New Year in the background.

Have a Happy New Year!

I don’t know who needs to hear this but you’ve never done anything wrong and it’s all their fault 🙂👍

The Musk/Grimes romance didn’t last but it’s still beautiful that two people who are stupid in the exact same way found each other

our politicians aren't old enough. we could use a little elderly wisdom up in this!! Ha

As a splash image, Ana is in a Rudolph-the-Red-Nosed-Reindeer themed costume/dress, sitting on a windowsill. There are two mini-comics next to it: In the first one, Ana is at the top of a ramp with a skateboard in the Rudolph outfit, and tells an onlooking Lilith, "Hey Lilith, check this out! I'm gonna FLY just like RUDOLPH." She is then immediately wiping out. In the next mini-comic, Lilith asks Ana, "A-ana, why are you still wearing that red nose??" to which Ana responds "I'M NOT!" Her nose is red because she injured it in the fall on the ramp, and there's a double bandaid on her forehead too. Lilith then says "Heehee. You... really are like Rudolph now," to which Ana replies "That's hilarious, Lilith. That's really funny," giving her a blank look.

sandpaper room NOW

0.000001% of the torment you DESERVE....

❄️☃️🐑

beginner celeste player: any easy map recommendations?

everyone on the internet: just download Strawberry Jam lol

me, a woman of taste:

You can't just ban Tik Tok without creating educational programs for helping those people reintegrate into society. We have to teach them to talk normal again and stop saying stuff like "The way they cooked and ate my ass"

I have felt poisoned since 1997.

Despite you not topping the Spotify charts - I'm not lying when I say you're my favorite artist!! And i really hate to come off as anything but a stoic weirdo but Ceebo Let Go! has been so, so important me this year I don't think I could thank you enough

Spotify Wrapped screenshot! My top artists were Underscores, Hi, I'm Chris, Glaive, 100 Gecs, and TV Room. My top songs were IPHONE by Rico Nasty, i don't really feel it anymore by Glaive, Locals (Girls like us) by Underscores & Gabby Start, dismantle your MIND, BODY AND SOUL by gingus, and Funtown USA by TV Room. I listened to 19,320 minutes this year.

My top artists in the last year on Last.fm. Hi, I'm Chris had 1987 plays, Willy Rodriguez had 430, Underscores had 354, and Glaive had 134.

My top songs of the last year on Last.fm. Destroyah! by Hi, I'm Chris had 703 scrobbles (listens), INside OUT by Hi, I'm Chris had 54, No Diff by the same guy had 51, The Great One's Lullaby by that freak had 49, and BEIGE by Hi, I'm Chris had 48. I'm not even sure how I managed 700 listens, this might be wrong. Or maybe not, I really really like that song

O.K. I WENT LONG ENOUGH NOT POSTING ABOUT MY WRAPPED
I THOUGHT U'D BE UP TOP @hiimchris.bsky.social
BUT I REALLY REALLY GOT INTO UR STUFF AFTER I SWITCHED OFF SPOTIFY SO HERES LASTFM SCREENSHOTS TOO

Copyright @wendyenthomas - cross stitch saying “This too shall pass but like holy fuck”

Mood.

Cross-stitch embroidery by @wendyenthomas.bsky.social

I'm so disappointed over this Hawk Tuah crypto scam. I've been a fan of Hawk Tuah for my entire life how could this happen