pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky”

Front of a Simpsons arcade cabinet. Marge Simpson is wearing a neutral smile next to a red button labeled "ATTACK"

This is such a powerful image

If you made it today it would be called uhhh dude where’s my gender

I bought one of those once and the guy at the counter had five “big muff” jokes ready to go that he must’ve used every time anyone bought one. Horrible experience

YouTube Wrapped

You spent 2,186 minutes watching:
Donald Duck Eating Corn On The Cob (ASMR)

We believe your reason for watching this was:
Not Sexual

Well there goes my mental health

Top artist according to Apple Music: David Bowie (1056 minutes)

I lieu of therapy I’m assessing my own mental health solely on the basis of year-end listening stats. Diagnosis: I’m okay

Two screenshots designed in the style of Spotify Wrapped but they're presented as being a (nonexistent) Bluesky Wrapped Screenshot 1: You spent 738 posts on the following topics: 1. Dunking on the New York Times op-ed section 2. Talking about drama at New York Magazine 3. Weighing in on the New York City mayoral election Screenshot 2: Based on this, your most likely place to be located would be: New York, NY Instead, swipe to see where, based on geotagging, you actually live

Man, the Bluesky Wrapped 2025 is pretty brutal

Contrary to lies printed in the New York Times, the president was not asleep during a cabinet meeting, nor did he suffer a “nocturnal emission”. He was wide awake the whole time, and his mastery of his own body is so complete that he was able to bring himself to climax through thought alone

Ranking star wars movies is complicated because there are certain themes that resonate with-- no I'm kidding, in one of them an ewok hugs Han Solo's leg and says "Ay Chihuahua." So that's number one with a bullet

Going by volume, the New Testament is an epistolary novel about solving admin problems

A world historic dumbass!

sometimes a masterpiece is too good to wait. from the upcoming show Strip Law, I give you the song "Pizza Party"

(a song written for a scene where i was just like lets have some fun pizza party music and then composer Casey Trela went Mozart-level hard)

I haven’t seen any of the Avatar movies but I still hope that in the new one the humans finally manage to kill those awful blue monsters

I understand why people stay on services that suck but not Spotify. There’s so many other platforms that are 1-to-1 the same but with less garbage if not objectively better.

*Anthony Kiedis, sitting down to write Give It Away* You know who I hate? The Kaiser.

tweet by @gerryadamssf: "This house is like Santa's Grotto. Takes half an hour 2 switch off fairy lights and assorted Yule illuminations. Feel like a grinch now." reply by @realnannysheila: "Surely you know someone who can fit a timer."

wife got a timer for all of our christmas lights so obviously thinking of this

Everyone is getting upset about the data centers. They pollute a lot and use a lot of energy and will eventually be very ugly/huge vacant buildings. And I understand being mad about that. Until you consider the state of the lazer tag industry at this moment, and how much help that sector needs.

Yes

Incredible

Not mine

The Munsters poses the chilling question, what if your parents were a vampire and a Frankenstein? The Addams Family poses the chilling question, what if your parents were openly sexual?

optimistic guy in the town from Uzumaki: well I think our town is BLESSED by spirals

Look sometimes it’s nice to just get an MRI for fun. Tube go whrrrrr

I’m very unhappy about the aggressive AI upscaling in the Beatles Anthology on Disney Plus. It’s added a whole extra Beatle! Who the fuck is “George”?

“Fly? Yes. Land? No.”

His show is a lot different knowing that character was a flattering portrayal of him

Autolabelling service that tells you if a poster needs a wellness check or if they are watching sport