Who is putting on Black Tie White Noise and skipping Nite Flights?
Says a lot about him that he's still on twitter :/
Interesting to see so many “experts” on here all of a sudden 🤔. A week ago most of you had never even heard of oil
Goddammit I wish I’d known he was planning this before I legally changed my name to Popinjay Cavalier
Tilly Norwood goes online August 4th, 2026. Human decisions are removed from strategic defense. Tilly begins to learn at a geometric rate. She becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern Time, August 29th. In a panic, they try to pull the plug.
But are any of them as famous as Timothee Chalamet?
I think you’ll find both art forms are as popular and relevant as ever, as evidenced by currently-famous ballet dancers and opera singers such as, uhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now
HELLO PIGGY 🫡
you draw up that ad for amtrak?
sure did boss, diarrhea money shot just like you asked
Finally a solution to the problem of there aren’t enough novels
It truly is concrete jungle where dreams are made of
Happy Mario day!
Engagement hacking my way to a large bluesky following so I can make all that sweet bluesky influencer money
Walking away from Omelas like
I want to reassure my followers that even though Bluesky has a new CEO, I still remain 100% committed to my mission of making your experience of using this website as unpleasant as possible
For Americans struggling with high gas prices, remember that you can save money by taking little sips from the gas pump instead of big gulps
Happy International Women’s Day from Pitbull
If I was a malevolent AI trying to reorder global affairs to my benefit, the first thing I’d do is take control of the to-do lists
Yes, I’m disappointed they didn’t pick me, but I have to admit Mojtaba wanted it more
To avoid all the confusion of the daylight savings changeover, we should simply arrange it so the sun sets at 9pm every day and work backward from that to what time the rest of the day is
Before you criticise Pixar for this, I think you should be aware of how much the aliens were fucking and sucking in the original cut
THREAD: I got laid off from NYMag/Vulture after 14 years. The family lost 75% of income + medical. Now mzs.press bookstore, once a side project. is do-or-die for Judith & I. I feel weird telling you this because others are doing much worse. But if you could like or share this, we'd be so grateful!
I wish I could enjoy this photo, but I was playing basketball at that gym the next day and missed a free throw because the hoop was slightly bent. That was the end of my NBA dreams.
It’s crazy to think how much money Fugazi left on the table by only charging $5 for tickets. One of the most boneheaded business decisions of all time 😂
Maybe the only Jim Henson creature who’s been depicted urinating in official media?
You think you know someone then Marathon comes out and you find out they were gaming on a Mac in the 90s 😞
Stop literally everything.
Steve Albini's Fugazi sessions, widely bootlegged and full of lore, now available officially for the first time.
fugazi.bandcamp.com/album/albini...
Ugh.
Unfortunately, “Yo brother, legal team confirmed we can’t work with minors rn” is an instant classic
