Jirk Jiggler

Major target player for fantasy this szn. I getting him everywhere I can. Highly undervalued

Baby’s first hopper!!👶🏻

Guys, @katiefranco.bsky.social just saw her first grasshopper!! Omggg🤩

Victory has a thousand fathers, and defeat is an orphan.

Interesting how that works..

✈️ 💫 🎁 Happy Jetsmas ✈️ 💫 🎁 @abbyfos.bsky.social 🏒 @alfranc10.bsky.social 🏒 @drewedstrom.bsky.social 🏒

“I can’t make a deal with the devil because my dick’s bigger” - Taylor Swift (circa 2025)

You had to be there

Racists will be out in full force “protecting” “America’s game” and im telling you now, 5 months early, it’s fuck you to all of ‘em.

I ain’t playing that shit this year. Show some more respect for our Spanish speaking brothers and sisters.

Keep that bullshit to yourself and seek help.

Already loathing the dumbass fucking posts and conversations around the halftime performance when Bad Bunny does his music in his native language.

The discussion around halftime shows is already so fucking stupid and braindead, but it was be even worse in Trump’s America.

Not ONE of you corkholes are staying in your lane

It’s almost like everything he did had an ulterior motive..

💼🐷

BREAKING: Donald Trump’s mom took Tylenol when she was pregnant with him

Wait, I’m sexy now??

Jealous she didn’t think of it💁🏻‍♀️

“I never thought I’d say this, but we have ice cream at home” - meet to Melissa at age 30. I’m officially old.

Overall experience: 7.5/10.

Would go again.

But not anytime soon.

In terms of the regular checkout, also unimpressive.

Long lines. Absolutely no innovation. Like checkout out of anywhere else in world.

Was expecting much more from the mecca of super stores. 4/10.

Unimpressed with the checkout.

The in-line checkout that’s supposed to “speed things up” didn’t work (classic af) as planned, and it literally took longer than a regular checkout.

The fuck you doing.

You couldn’t pay me enough to be a sample supplier at the end of the aisle.

I literally wouldn’t say a word for 8 hours. Wouldn’t attempt to convince a single soul to try anything.

Idgaf.

Also, show me the same respect.
I don’t need the pitch.
We see you standing there. I just don’t want any

These price points per nut are better than any hooker I’ve been with, highly recommend

One of the most expensive snacks around are nuts.

If you are buying your nuts ANYWHERE but Costco, you’re a nut

I really thought ppl’s cart would be more stacked. Like walking up to the checkout with 2 carts stacked like the peak of Mt. Everest, but sadly is basically been whatever you would see at your local grocery store or less😔

Straight up though, some of this shit isn’t the deal you think it is.

You gotta know the market outside of Costco to know which is which.

That might be how they get you.

We are not the same. (shopper)

I’m different.

The fuck y’all know about price per fluid ounce?? NOTHING.