Jellicle Katz

When God closes a door He opens a window. This drives me NUTS. Terrible roommate. The electric bill is outrageous. There's a bird's nest in the bathroom

it's that time of year, it's time to get your flu and covid booster shot unless you're from massachusetts then it's time for your flu and covid borcester shot

I'll be running Escape From Dino Island on Saturday the 8th of November at 13:00 PT (21:00 GMT) to raise funds for cancer research! If you've ever wanted to play around in Jurassic Park, come join us!

Drake:

What is Thanksgiving dinner made by someone who doesn't know how to cook?

Back cover synopsis for Selling Frankenstein’s Feet Pix Online FRANKENFEET FOR SALE Read the hastily scrawled note posted everywhere from the account DRAXHOTPIX32. Dracula was not good at the computer, but he did know how to take pictures with his phone and send them to people who paid him - which is exactly what he did with all the photos he took of Frankenstein's bare feet crushing over-ripened fruit, wedding cakes, and miniature models of a pre-9/11 New York City. You see, Frankenstein has a bit of a destruction fetish; with mad scientist laboratories being his favorite thing to destroy. So when Dracula called him up and told him he had some things for him to step on, Frankenstein didn't think twice about stomping on over and crushing up a ground zero while Dracula snapped away. But when the Union of Monsters & Dark Creatures catches word of Dracula's scheme, they launch an investigation into the Frankenfeet operation. They discover that Frankenstein has not received one cent of the cold fortune Dracula amassed. Is it really exploitation if Frankenstein's feet aren't his own to begin with?' Dracula argues. Frankenstein was sewn together from the body parts of executed criminals, but is a frankenbody not his own? What follows is the great courtroom drama of our generation featuring all the famous monsters shouting at each other and yelling 'objection.' The Mummy is the judge. WOW, DRACULA IS A BAD PERSON. Martin J. Wolfman, Monster Times

omg

What is You've Got Mail?

Living wage? What of the laughing wage. How much is the loving wage. Tell me that

It's not too bad! I only lost one arm living in Florida and it grew back

Who is Papa John?

Imagine publicly saying that you’re sick of having sex with Nicole Kidman

We should have required alt text for posts that don't have images but DO have vague, extremely dramatic posts about an ongoing sporting event. when you post "its over its all over" i need to be able to click a little button and see that you're talking about a quarterback named Mac Whimple

Who is Kevin Granny Smith?

As a millennial: what the fuck is she talking about

Me posing next to a list of cool people who will be judged to be awesome

Who's ready to go to hell with me? Looks like a fun crowd!

patreegs on instagram says You need to listen to it once completely through while driving a car alone. Then you have to listen to it indoors lying down. THEN you pick a few and listen to them WHILE you read the lyrics on your computer. You WILL find that you misheard some of the lyrics. DONT panic. Its COMPLETELY normal and healthy. DONT think about taylors life yet and DONT try to make sense of the lyrics and DONT panic if you dont like some of the songs at first bc your brain will LEARN to like them (evolutionary mechanism). THEN, continue listening on loop as needed but have 2-3 that you sometimes just listen to on repeat. THEN re-emerge into the world and connect with others about their response to the text. THEN apply practically to your life. THEN examine how they fit into taylors. At this point you can start to lightly engage in online discourse if that feels healthy and safe.

are swifties okay

What is steel wool?

What is a hula hoop?

Who is Zordon?

At the spa doing face masks with the girls

Magazine clipping of Maxim Magazines hottest 100 babes or something article where the completely computer generated Aki Ross got a render in a bikini as a way of promoting Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within. "Why should Hollywood be concerned about an impending actors strike when such completely computer generated stars as Aki render flesh and blood thespians - not to mention their agents - downright obsolete? Heat factor: Aki makes her debut this summer in the animated feature Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within, based on the long running video game franchise"

Hearing all about that new artificially created actor that's going to take over the insustry

buckaroo park ranger on the right with shirt open and on the left is a unicorn postal worker they are in a national park the title is THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT SHUTS DOWN MY BUTT

THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT SHUTS DOWN MY BUTT www.amazon.com/Federal-Gove...

I live alone. Groceries for me jumped from about $60/week to $90-100 over the past six months.

$100 could feed a family of four if you knew what you were doing in 2015. The fact that the news isn't hammering this fact, that a lot of people are being priced out of living, is fucking wild to me.

now where i am from when someone in your office has an accuracy rate of 57.2 percent in editing spreadsheets we call them "fired"

Man, I'm sorry, but reading all these AI generated essays from students, it just sucks all the joy out of everything. It's exhausting, makes you into a weird paranoid cop, grinds you down, wastes your time, makes you feel like shit about everything.

Fuck this shit technology and all its enablers.

Mailer that reads: Molly, Seasons may change, but the need for blood is constant.

slightly ominous mailer from the Red Cross

California license plate with text "GAY".

Customer: (not on record)
DMV: ?

Verdict: ACCEPTED