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NPR, severely defunded, no longer has the resources to follow-up this story.

the center for exploding venezuela are now considered the moderates in the venezuela explosion debate.

We were so young 🥲

🤙🏾

*spits*

This means nothing!!

idk either !

Between Charlie Hebdo and Charlie Kirk, the whole of love is lost.

I like Roko's basilisk because it implies that as far as AI can have a “personality”, the one it defaults to is as petty, vengeful and cruel as say, a Real Housewife, or the God of the Christian Bible.

I like Roko's basilisk because it implies that as far as AI can have a “personality”, the one it defaults to is as petty, vengeful and cruel as say, a Real Housewife, or the God of the Christian Bible.

CHOTINER: There are similarities that come up…

ME: Such as?

CHOTINER: The Big Mic and The Big Mac? Nearly identical recipes.

ME: Well, there are really only so many ways to make a hamburger...

CHOTINER: Of course.

ME: l was aware of the other establishment, obviously.

CHOTINER: Obviously.

One day I took the LIRR out of Nassau County and never looked back, I understand 🙂‍↕️

CHOTINER: Some people say your unorthodox medical practice can be harmful.

ME: You're talking about--

CHOTINER: Pagliacci.

ME: I think, sometimes there's a reflex to reach for meds when what we really need is to laugh.

CHOTINER: Of course.

ME: If I had known, obviously.

CHOTINER: Obviously.

Very funny to be fired for that. A lifetime of pandering and just randomly culled. Hired to be expendable.

She decided early and young that she would cultivate her looks in a way that would ensure her safety, security, and attention. Her every action is a reaction to that failed bet. She’s thin and white and STILL can’t win. Infuriates her. And now she’s aging. Thus, Dorian Gray plastic surgery, a shame.

Lmaooo I wish! I don’t think most Americans know Mugabe or are familiar with that strain of political African strongman, would make me very happy tho

Hahaha I JUST heard RFK’s voice about a month ago and still haven’t recovered. Gotta be careful how you allow these people in, gotta stare with your periphery.

It’s not enough though. She’s got an insatiable hunger for approval that she’ll never get. Horrible to see.

She decided early and young that she would cultivate her looks in a way that would ensure her safety, security, and attention. Her every action is a reaction to that failed bet. She’s thin and white and STILL can’t win. Infuriates her. And now she’s aging. Thus, Dorian Gray plastic surgery, a shame.

I’m not sure, I refuse to look directly at her, my lizard brain was programmed by some ancestral trauma to not make eye contact with anyone that vacantly cruel. She hits the uncanny valley in a way that is rejected by my brain entirely.

People are behaving like 8 years olds lost in a department store, desperate for familiarity, grasping at the closest adult hand for safety and comfort. But that is not your mother. Look elsewhere!

What if Colbert ended up being our Churchill? What if the South Park Guys end up like two white American Nelson Mandelas? What if AOC ends up being our own personal Margaret Thatcher? What if Zohran becomes Mugabe? What if Eric Adams stepped into his destiny as America’s Nikita Khrushchev???

Who is Megyn Kelly for? A whirling dervish of half-considered nonsense opinions and rhetoric too trite and poorly articulated to be inflammatory. Mediocre and mendacious and stupid. My lord! I’m forced to know this person exists just because she’s blonde?? God just be making any kind of person smh.

Please, PLEASE do not get me started on Nate Silver again. My grandma died of apoplexy, I’m not tryna go out like that.

Might be worth it though 😠 I keep smoke for that one.

“they should be president” - americans watching almost anyone do something prominent

Hmm I see it. But “carpet”!

Always wear clean underwear when you leave the house in case you get in an accident and the emergency workers need to use it to barter with specialists for treatment, bunch of HMOs been getting real freak nasty with it lately, check your coverage documents, really peruse the fine print.

When you have to have some sort of procedure and a part of your body is described as “grossly normal” it’s pretty offensive. Like fuck you, that’s so rude, my gallbladder is tight as fuck. Don’t talk shit, just look at my viscera and synthesize the results, idiot.

Fuck that nigga, Hakeem Jeffries sucks and should quit. Go back to school. Get some bullshit degree. Move to New Mexico and start wearing soft brown leather and turquoise and tell tourists he runs into at the craft store that things “aren’t so fast paced” here and “that’s how he likes it.”

It’s the former but a surprising amount of people thought the latter! Which I don’t understand because then what would the joke be??