...My god damn sentry!
(mini sentry appears)
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This is a parody, not associated with anyone. Run by @lim95.bsky.social // is out of context, writer is a minor, NSFW DNI, etc etc you know the deal
...My god damn sentry!
(mini sentry appears)
oh god...
10.02.2024 20:14 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0my parents don't know what bluesky even is
10.02.2024 04:06 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Shut up nerd
10.02.2024 00:55 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0He worked for Saxton, but I don't really talk to him anymore...
I should call him up sometime, shouldn't I?
It's a very complicated device, and despite my 11 PHDs, I can't make heads or tails of it.
09.02.2024 22:08 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0it's xkcd what did you expect
09.02.2024 22:01 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Don't ask me, ask Grandpa.
09.02.2024 22:01 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0A dispenser, it's for helpin' the team. Gives 'em health and ammo.
09.02.2024 21:45 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0My grandpa did. Got nothin to do with it but putting it here.
09.02.2024 17:42 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I dunno.
09.02.2024 17:39 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I very loudly announced, buildin' a dispenser. It dispenses health and ammo.
09.02.2024 16:06 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0gm_flatgrass.
09.02.2024 15:42 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0(He's erectin' a dispenser. Interact?)
09.02.2024 15:36 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 6 π 0...No more gosh darn spies. Or, at least remove their sappers.
09.02.2024 02:40 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0// asexual color pallet lmao
09.02.2024 00:29 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Well, just beware, some of them use the Deadringer... make you think they're dead when they're landing a trickstab...
08.02.2024 23:38 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0it's still getting started
08.02.2024 22:41 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0There better not be any of those darn Spies... always sappin' my sentries...
08.02.2024 22:39 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Same difference. Just sayin', don't approach the headquarters of Reliable Excavation and Demolition.
BLU's fine. Kill 'em all. Who gives a shit?
The difference between me and those civil "engineers" is that they can't fight back.
I can.
...Level 3 sentry with rockets. And a Rescue Ranger for that extra damage.
08.02.2024 21:40 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The Wrangler:
08.02.2024 21:26 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0// update to this: also grabbed Spore and Deus Ex
08.02.2024 20:52 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Well, these guys ain't comin' anywhere near the RED base.
08.02.2024 20:51 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0engineer gaming
08.02.2024 15:21 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Engineer joins Parody Bluesky.
...He's gaming.
There hasn't been much fighting recently, my clock's a bit off.
08.02.2024 03:23 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0video games
08.02.2024 03:19 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 1