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Engineer (Takeover)

@sciencenyeguy.bsky.social

This is a parody, not associated with anyone. Run by @lim95.bsky.social // is out of context, writer is a minor, NSFW DNI, etc etc you know the deal

137 Followers  |  84 Following  |  78 Posts  |  Joined: 07.02.2024  |  1.7363

Latest posts by sciencenyeguy.bsky.social on Bluesky

...My god damn sentry!

(mini sentry appears)

10.02.2024 20:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

oh god...

10.02.2024 20:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
10.02.2024 20:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

my parents don't know what bluesky even is

10.02.2024 04:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Shut up nerd

10.02.2024 00:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He worked for Saxton, but I don't really talk to him anymore...

I should call him up sometime, shouldn't I?

09.02.2024 23:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It's a very complicated device, and despite my 11 PHDs, I can't make heads or tails of it.

09.02.2024 22:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

it's xkcd what did you expect

09.02.2024 22:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Don't ask me, ask Grandpa.

09.02.2024 22:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

A dispenser, it's for helpin' the team. Gives 'em health and ammo.

09.02.2024 21:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My grandpa did. Got nothin to do with it but putting it here.

09.02.2024 17:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I dunno.

09.02.2024 17:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I very loudly announced, buildin' a dispenser. It dispenses health and ammo.

09.02.2024 16:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

gm_flatgrass.

09.02.2024 15:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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(He's erectin' a dispenser. Interact?)

09.02.2024 15:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

...No more gosh darn spies. Or, at least remove their sappers.

09.02.2024 02:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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// asexual color pallet lmao

09.02.2024 00:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well, just beware, some of them use the Deadringer... make you think they're dead when they're landing a trickstab...

08.02.2024 23:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

it's still getting started

08.02.2024 22:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

There better not be any of those darn Spies... always sappin' my sentries...

08.02.2024 22:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Same difference. Just sayin', don't approach the headquarters of Reliable Excavation and Demolition.

BLU's fine. Kill 'em all. Who gives a shit?

08.02.2024 22:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The difference between me and those civil "engineers" is that they can't fight back.

I can.

08.02.2024 21:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

...Level 3 sentry with rockets. And a Rescue Ranger for that extra damage.

08.02.2024 21:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Wrangler:

08.02.2024 21:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

// update to this: also grabbed Spore and Deus Ex

08.02.2024 20:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well, these guys ain't comin' anywhere near the RED base.

08.02.2024 20:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

engineer gaming

08.02.2024 15:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Engineer joins Parody Bluesky.

...He's gaming.

07.02.2024 21:29 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There hasn't been much fighting recently, my clock's a bit off.

08.02.2024 03:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

video games

08.02.2024 03:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

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