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A bear in a bat costume. I'm a writer of the purple sage. A gay, boisterous, fine-looking, dare-devil boy.

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Batman x nightwing dood๐Ÿ˜‡

09.02.2026 01:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 191    ๐Ÿ” 44    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I agree to your terms. So do whatever you want, but afterwards, you'll tell me everything you know.
#Batman

02.02.2026 22:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 585    ๐Ÿ” 116    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
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I mean, you won't quit your day job, but it does pay.

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01.02.2026 09:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Jim Gordon.

04.10.2025 13:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 204    ๐Ÿ” 30    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Shark repellent spray

30.08.2023 16:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 314    ๐Ÿ” 38    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Rodan's first brief appearance in the film: 37 minutes in.

His next: 55 minutes in.

Running time: 82 minutes.

Alternative Title: WHERE THE FUCK IS RODAN?

24.01.2026 06:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 43    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Folks, don't listen to the folks that tell you AI will take away your busywork.

Busywork performs a function. While you're doing it, background processes are still working on more complex problems.

You may find yourself 'miraculously' able to solve a knotty problem after some busywork.

24.01.2026 05:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 334    ๐Ÿ” 90    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

i miss the old ways americans used to be weird about greenland, like getting iced in on ships off its coast trying to find the north pole. or inventing a fictional continent north of it for book sales. or getting poisoned by their crew for being a maniac and everyone fucks off back to greenland

21.01.2026 20:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 638    ๐Ÿ” 78    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
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Anita Louise as Titania Queen of the Fairies in A Midsummer Nightโ€™s Dream (1935). A personal fave photo by Elmer Fryer #botd. (Thread)

22.01.2026 04:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 171    ๐Ÿ” 31    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
the cover for Sauuti Terrors - short stories from the unique universe created by contemporary African writers edited by Eugen Bacon, Cheryl Ntumy & Stephe Embleton - shiny purple with circles in circles surround the title

the cover for Sauuti Terrors - short stories from the unique universe created by contemporary African writers edited by Eugen Bacon, Cheryl Ntumy & Stephe Embleton - shiny purple with circles in circles surround the title

SAUTI TERRORS
Edited by Eugen Bacon, Cheryl Ntumy
&- Stephen Embleton

Featuring works by African and African diaspora writers Linda D. Addison, T.L. Hachu, Xan van Rooyen.
Jamal Hodge lahcle Abdulwau Ayodele, Wole Talabi.,
Mari Nwonwa, Kof Nyaneye, D.S. Falowo, Shingai Njeri Kagunda. J. Umch, Moustapha Mbackรฉ Diop.
Miguel O. Mitchell, De Vaun Sanders and Nerine Dorman.
Flame Tree Beyond Go Within collections present a wide range of voices, often with myth-inflected short fiction, and an emphasis on the supernatural, science fiction, the mysterious and the speculative.

SAUTI TERRORS Edited by Eugen Bacon, Cheryl Ntumy &- Stephen Embleton Featuring works by African and African diaspora writers Linda D. Addison, T.L. Hachu, Xan van Rooyen. Jamal Hodge lahcle Abdulwau Ayodele, Wole Talabi., Mari Nwonwa, Kof Nyaneye, D.S. Falowo, Shingai Njeri Kagunda. J. Umch, Moustapha Mbackรฉ Diop. Miguel O. Mitchell, De Vaun Sanders and Nerine Dorman. Flame Tree Beyond Go Within collections present a wide range of voices, often with myth-inflected short fiction, and an emphasis on the supernatural, science fiction, the mysterious and the speculative.

Also in #Bookpost from me to me my copy of Sauuti Terrors - short stories from the unique universe created by contemporary African writers edited by Eugen Bacon, Cheryl Ntumy & Stephe Embleton

22.01.2026 07:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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๐Ÿ’—โœจ CONTRIBUTOR SPOTLIGHT โœจ๐Ÿ’—
Nothing non-consensual about our fascination with FleetSparrowโ€™s legendary language! Itโ€™s returning as a guest writer to show off those puns in Not Now, Kittenโ€ฆ

22.01.2026 08:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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๐ŸŽฃ๐Ÿ’ฅ

19.01.2026 22:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3661    ๐Ÿ” 1417    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 23    ๐Ÿ“Œ 12

As screenwriter of the Labubu movie I want to clear up some misconceptions. Yes, technically they do eat human flesh, but only necrotic tissue around wounds. Doctors use them to clean up injuries and promote positive health outcomes. Labubus are humanityโ€™s allies, except for evil Labubus of course

17.01.2026 18:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2866    ๐Ÿ” 587    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 31    ๐Ÿ“Œ 14

this is true too, of life

16.01.2026 05:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 332    ๐Ÿ” 42    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

what kinda hugh heffner ass-

13.01.2026 04:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Actual photo of me, so, same

03.01.2026 02:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

yaaaaaaaay ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ yippee!!! woohoo! ๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿฅณ

01.01.2026 18:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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#NowWatching DRACULA'S DAUGHTER (1936)

20.12.2025 06:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 27    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A grey and red transit bus on the road in a city. The busโ€™ destination sign reads โ€œNO? ?? ???????โ€

A grey and red transit bus on the road in a city. The busโ€™ destination sign reads โ€œNO? ?? ???????โ€

My response to anything over the next two weeks

18.12.2025 18:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15141    ๐Ÿ” 3983    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 52    ๐Ÿ“Œ 95
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if tumblr dies I need this video to make it's seasonal rotation here instead just in case, Happy holidays ๐ŸŽ„

18.12.2025 02:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13295    ๐Ÿ” 5359    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 303    ๐Ÿ“Œ 578
19.12.2025 03:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 29    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"you're a man"
ad hominem

"you were born a boy"
sunk cost fallacy

"you're amab"
false dichotomy

"you have xy chromosomes"
false equivalence

"trans people are mentally ill"
non sequitur

"changing your sex isn't possible"
skill issue

18.12.2025 21:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7291    ๐Ÿ” 2513    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 52    ๐Ÿ“Œ 17
Screenshot from Twitter:

Mutt @feralhousepuppy
baby where's your holiday spirit what do you mean you don't wanna do a "baby it's cold outside" dubcon scene with me??

Screenshot from Twitter: Mutt @feralhousepuppy baby where's your holiday spirit what do you mean you don't wanna do a "baby it's cold outside" dubcon scene with me??

Yes

19.12.2025 02:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The Black Pine Collection - Tolkien's favourite tree staging another comeback (of sorts) - thetolkienist.com The Oxford Botanic Garden has just released the Black Pine Collection - with a lovely link to Tolkien's favourite tree.

I am very happy to share this piece of news with a lot of background on Tolkien's favourite tree, the Pinus Nigra aka Laocoon.

Get to Oxford as soon as you can!

thetolkienist.com/2025/12/19/t...

19.12.2025 04:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
nina b O 2 days ago
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I substituted the eggs for duck eggs and milk with geese fat and it came out terrible!! Please write in the recipe when reasonable substitutions cannot be made.
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Stacy Popham ยฉ 5 hours ago
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Let me break this down for you.Duck eggs instead of chicken eggs? That's actually fine. Duck eggs work in eggnog. That's not your problem.
Goose fat instead of milk? Goose fat is a solid cooking fat for roasting potatoes. Milk is a liquid dairy product. They are not interchangeable You essentially made hot melted goose fat with duck eggs. Of course it was terrible.
Bottom line: If you fundamentally change the structure of a recipe by using completely different ingredients with entirely different properties, you're not making eggnog. You're conducting a failed science experiment. Make it again with actual dairy and report back.

nina b O 2 days ago ***&& I substituted the eggs for duck eggs and milk with geese fat and it came out terrible!! Please write in the recipe when reasonable substitutions cannot be made. +-2- โ†’ Reply Admin Stacy Popham ยฉ 5 hours ago | @ Reply to nina b Let me break this down for you.Duck eggs instead of chicken eggs? That's actually fine. Duck eggs work in eggnog. That's not your problem. Goose fat instead of milk? Goose fat is a solid cooking fat for roasting potatoes. Milk is a liquid dairy product. They are not interchangeable You essentially made hot melted goose fat with duck eggs. Of course it was terrible. Bottom line: If you fundamentally change the structure of a recipe by using completely different ingredients with entirely different properties, you're not making eggnog. You're conducting a failed science experiment. Make it again with actual dairy and report back.

incredible stuff over at r/ididnthaveeggs

Itโ€™s a eggnog recipe

16.12.2025 22:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5440    ๐Ÿ” 981    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 120    ๐Ÿ“Œ 157
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James Brown - Santa Claus Go Straight To The Ghetto Listen to Santa Claus Go Straight To The Ghetto on TIDAL

Listen to Santa Claus Go Straight To The Ghetto on your streaming service

tidal.com/track/358694...

16.12.2025 23:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Part Two of the surprise special bonus broadcast โ€œWhat the Golden Mouse Didโ€ฆโ€ is up on the BCN Patreon!

You can find our Patreon here: patreon.com/breakingcatnews Iโ€™ve always asked folks to pay what they can, all of the content is unlocked at every tier!

17.11.2025 23:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 36    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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spreading my attention across several things at once to make no progress on any of them at maximum efficiency
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tumblr post tsaescii Follow Oct 1 spreading my attention across several things at once to make no progress on any of them at maximum efficiency . . .

09.10.2024 18:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2140    ๐Ÿ” 1007    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 28
Map of Oz; John R. Neill โ€“ Tik-Tok of Oz, first published in the United States in 1914. At the top is the title from the book The Marvelous Land of Oz.

Map of Oz; John R. Neill โ€“ Tik-Tok of Oz, first published in the United States in 1914. At the top is the title from the book The Marvelous Land of Oz.

Hearing a lot about Oz this week? ๐Ÿง™๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธ Did you know many of the original Oz books & early media are in the public domain? Explore these classic works & how you can access them in our blog!
๐Ÿ“– Learn more โฌ‡๏ธ
blog.archive.org/2025/11/17/t...

#PublicDomain #Oz #ClassicLiterature #LFrankBaum

18.11.2025 00:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 377    ๐Ÿ” 126    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 12
A digital drawing of one of those drawing tutorials that says 'don't do this, do this.' 
The drawing is of an almost naked middle-aged man doing a flying kick. The 'Don't do this' one has a bunch of areas circled and a cross under it. The 'Do this' one is exactly the same but without the circles and a tick instead of a cross.
The text reads 'Needlessly adding red circles will ruin your art' and a smaller bit of text at the bottom reads 'Bonus tip! Add a tick under all your art so people think you did it right.'

A digital drawing of one of those drawing tutorials that says 'don't do this, do this.' The drawing is of an almost naked middle-aged man doing a flying kick. The 'Don't do this' one has a bunch of areas circled and a cross under it. The 'Do this' one is exactly the same but without the circles and a tick instead of a cross. The text reads 'Needlessly adding red circles will ruin your art' and a smaller bit of text at the bottom reads 'Bonus tip! Add a tick under all your art so people think you did it right.'

#3157 A helpful tutorial

17.11.2025 23:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 38426    ๐Ÿ” 8569    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 163    ๐Ÿ“Œ 96

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