Ryan (pocket top)

Guy in a tank top in front of shelves of action figures.

This tank top makes me feel short and stocky and I kinda wanna fuck me.
K thanks. ❤️

These were all purchased at different stores about a week apart each.
I have a new theory about when the rapture is happening.

Youre allowed.

Right. Like I got more business in that office than you do. The fuck.

Imagine being mean to me and im just over here tucking my junk between my legs and yelling "BRUTHA EEEEWW" for the last 2 years for no reason.

Hes okay. His voice isnt all that groundbreaking and his style is derivative if anything at all. But most country is like that now.

I hope he was. I dont work there. I cant be fired. Idgaf.

I know what your head looks like. I put it back with my brain if you remove it.

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*turns on smut*
Immediately 30 headless torsos.

You just know those cheeks are hairy and soft. Extra biteable. 😂

Im normally a face guy. But the way he fills out them trunks is RIDICULOUS

Soft when it matters, hard where it counts

Not me. I already took a massive load today. I could feel it splattering the back of my throat. Like calm down I didnt put enough effort in for it to be that good.

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Its the fear of this

Thalassophobia triggered

Mertpp

Some of you need to find out that its harder to type with a dick in your mouth.

Come let it out, boy. Dad wants to see if your hole feels as tight as these briefs do right now 😈

Im gonna need someone to massage my thighs and feed me ibuprofen for my knees. But I know I can beat him.

Challenge accepted

I bet its part of God's plan.

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Some mysteries weren't meant to be solved.

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No. Seems like it wouldn't be about that. Feels targeted. Just cant figure out who the target is.

Im an actual forensic expert and can't seem to figure it out.

Both of those things are applicable.

2 songs. Both have the word "shit" in them exactly one time each, said in the same context, and no other naughty words.
One is explicit. One is not.
Bet you can't spot the difference.

Everyone looks at this sweet baby.
Know that you will never achieve such majesty.

I do know that if the person is caught or found out they are in deep shit. The regular employees are PISSED.