I wish the Kanto safari zone was real so I could burn it to the ground and watch all the pokemon in it die.
06.03.2026 08:51 —
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51: I was having a 90s chain moment.
06.03.2026 06:55 —
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This fortune cookie has never been on pornhub
06.03.2026 04:47 —
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I mean. They ARE blatantly lying but imagine if someone did try to assassinate you and everyone was like "shut it, liar." 😂😂😂😂😂
06.03.2026 04:17 —
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It's been a long week, did I earn a wedgie or spanking? 👉👈
28.02.2026 01:54 —
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Watching Dawson (Dawson's creek) hit on Long-Haired Carol (the walking dead) at a nightclub is not okay with me.
05.03.2026 11:00 —
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I will never move on from cookie butter.
05.03.2026 05:20 —
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Yeah i would like to not see that.
05.03.2026 04:40 —
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There's no wrong way to eat a reeses.
There's no wrong way to feel thiiiiickque
05.03.2026 04:29 —
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On Wednesdays we wear pink
05.03.2026 04:13 —
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Twas deleted. 😒
05.03.2026 04:26 —
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I just feel like someone with a middle school education got high and was like "what if my gay best friend that likes romcoms is a girl? Can we fuck now? Im so straight."
05.03.2026 04:25 —
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I cant get over the obsession. Like what if she is a girl? And? Why would that matter to you?
05.03.2026 04:23 —
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Oh and dudewipes. Or youre trans.
05.03.2026 04:21 —
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"Anything other than cutting a bear's head off mid battle with the fingernail you use to open mountain dew Baja blast is mtf"
05.03.2026 03:28 —
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Commenting is crazy. Just hit the like button like a normal pervert.
05.03.2026 03:23 —
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05.03.2026 03:15 —
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Chicken parmesan
05.03.2026 03:14 —
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Yes. Anything but hot honey. I want to feel something other than exceedingly pedestrian.
05.03.2026 03:13 —
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God will bless someone's glans for attacking her husband's throat muscles.
05.03.2026 03:12 —
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Its on EVERYTHING
05.03.2026 03:03 —
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Idk when we moved on from cookie butter and dill flavors but hot honey isn't a suitable replacement.
05.03.2026 03:00 —
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Mentally responding "show us your bhole, hoor" to everything that isn't bhole. Not because I wanna see bhole but because I remembered a meme I saw 14 years ago and I cant stop now.
04.03.2026 19:42 —
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Why stop at 4?
04.03.2026 11:39 —
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Happy tighty whity Tuesday
03.03.2026 14:13 —
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Running a fever but I dont feel bad. Earlier I felt extra ick but had no fever.
Appetite is nonexistent and I mostly just want hubby home so I can nap while he plays video games beside me. 😴
04.03.2026 04:45 —
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No. Down 80.
04.03.2026 04:37 —
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Which is why I collect tithes and such.
04.03.2026 01:43 —
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Bestie is naked and being stupid. Again.
Still has better hair than us.
04.03.2026 01:42 —
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