@2intheshinx.bsky.social
If my friends are not safe with you, you are not safe with me. ❤️ NSFW. It gets unhinged here. 👬Married 📍central AL https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/349SV95XDBKH1?ref_=wl_share
It's been a long week, did I earn a wedgie or spanking? 👉👈
28.02.2026 01:54 — 👍 21 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0Watching Dawson (Dawson's creek) hit on Long-Haired Carol (the walking dead) at a nightclub is not okay with me.
05.03.2026 11:00 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I will never move on from cookie butter.
05.03.2026 05:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yeah i would like to not see that.
05.03.2026 04:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
There's no wrong way to eat a reeses.
There's no wrong way to feel thiiiiickque
On Wednesdays we wear pink
05.03.2026 04:13 — 👍 84 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 1Twas deleted. 😒
05.03.2026 04:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I just feel like someone with a middle school education got high and was like "what if my gay best friend that likes romcoms is a girl? Can we fuck now? Im so straight."
05.03.2026 04:25 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I cant get over the obsession. Like what if she is a girl? And? Why would that matter to you?
05.03.2026 04:23 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oh and dudewipes. Or youre trans.
05.03.2026 04:21 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"Anything other than cutting a bear's head off mid battle with the fingernail you use to open mountain dew Baja blast is mtf"
05.03.2026 03:28 — 👍 25 🔁 2 💬 3 📌 0Commenting is crazy. Just hit the like button like a normal pervert.
05.03.2026 03:23 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Chicken parmesan
05.03.2026 03:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yes. Anything but hot honey. I want to feel something other than exceedingly pedestrian.
05.03.2026 03:13 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0God will bless someone's glans for attacking her husband's throat muscles.
05.03.2026 03:12 — 👍 13 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0Its on EVERYTHING
05.03.2026 03:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Idk when we moved on from cookie butter and dill flavors but hot honey isn't a suitable replacement.
05.03.2026 03:00 — 👍 27 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 1Mentally responding "show us your bhole, hoor" to everything that isn't bhole. Not because I wanna see bhole but because I remembered a meme I saw 14 years ago and I cant stop now.
04.03.2026 19:42 — 👍 21 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Why stop at 4?
04.03.2026 11:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Happy tighty whity Tuesday
03.03.2026 14:13 — 👍 70 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0
Running a fever but I dont feel bad. Earlier I felt extra ick but had no fever.
Appetite is nonexistent and I mostly just want hubby home so I can nap while he plays video games beside me. 😴
No. Down 80.
04.03.2026 04:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The chubbiest of bunnies.
04.03.2026 00:22 — 👍 161 🔁 11 💬 8 📌 1Which is why I collect tithes and such.
04.03.2026 01:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Bestie is naked and being stupid. Again.
Still has better hair than us.
In this economy?
04.03.2026 01:37 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I prayed and 14 months later I opened Facebook and there was a group titled "fuck dem kids" and thats when I knew the path He wanted me on.
04.03.2026 01:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I dont have custody. I let go and let the lord. ✝️
04.03.2026 01:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0They are delivert
04.03.2026 01:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0