Pombon trainer Ryan

Stop letting me skeet without a nap.

I promise I'm semi-intelligent. It's just that sleepy me is also a person with thoughts. Not good ones, but still.

Delirious skeets.

I always have to click to see your adult media. And I do be clicking. But I appreciate having the option.

a woman wearing glasses holds a nasal spray Alt: a woman wearing glasses using nasal spray

If you get cum in your nose is it bronase?

Popsicles too. I feel like those were the only reason I survived the bad salsa.

No. And im devastated.

Destroy Christian nationalism.
Go skinny dipping with hubby.
Start a cult.

I am, once again, very sleepy and will regret this. Not the post but the thought.

Im kinda jealous of queefs. Imagine if you could suck air into your dong and then it makes kazoo noises.

I voted for no dms at all back when it was first a thing that was possible but at least the included the option to turn them off.

I dont usually notice it because I have adult content turned off. The moderation bot decided to take a nap sometime yesterday.

The gag i just gged

a close up of a man playing a hohner harmonica in his mouth Alt: Stephen Tyler's mouth hole

Pank!

Im so confused. Is it cooked or no?

I didnt realize how many of you are reskeeting accounts with 100k+ followings and the only account they follow is bluesky. Jeez.

Its mostly reskeets from people I dont follow. So no. It means people arent tagging their adult content.

a woman sitting in a car with her hands on her face Alt: A woman crashing out

I hate it here. (On earth)

Nope. I wish we could blame that. It would be nice if thats the world we lived in.

All of the dicks im seeing without asking to see them have exactly 1 thing in common. Im not gonna say what it is because you know what it is without me telling you.

I just be blockin

The amount of suck it takes for me to insult someone superficially is very high. He exceeds this amount.

For sure. He looks like a gyarados.

Hey Divas, it’s Diva

I dread the sheer amount of quoteskeets that are just gonna say "blocked post" under it after this cock spree.

Ive only seen one ugly dick. It was Matt Riddle's. I could just be hating on Matt Riddle.

Arrested. Its an actual word that didnt need to be autocorrected. But here we are.

Sounds like something a bot would say. I cant believe ive been friends with an a.i. for this long.

I would immediately order a kit to bleach my butthole so it would be nice and pink for the grave selfies id get attested trying to take.

I see you fakey mcfakerson.