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Aaron Brazell

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Sr. Software Engineer. PHP, React, Typescript. Aspiring standup comic. Dad to dogs. Looking for work!

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WIPEOUT! #election2925

05.11.2025 04:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Now what, MAGA? Whatโ€™s your plan? You donโ€™t have one except โ€œown the libsโ€โ€™do you? How has that worked out for you? Better get the story straight because midterms start tomorrow and primaries start in 4 months. You have no plan. Decide to be a group that isnโ€™t me and nobody else. We will trounce you

05.11.2025 02:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I donโ€™t have a lot going on this weekend other than normal Liverpool on Saturday at 3pm, Texas at Mississippi State at 4:15pm, and the Ravens vs the Bears on Sunday at 1pm.

Thinking about going adventuring and raiding the Louvre, if anyone needs an outing.

22.10.2025 01:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So it would seem but check out my new app

20.10.2025 16:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

To the software industry: this is like the 4th time in 10 years. With this AWS outage, have we learned our lessons about redundancy or single points of failure? No because we never do. Now letโ€™s do that. Move fast and break things isnโ€™t an option.

-A 49yo software engineer with battle scars

20.10.2025 16:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Does Trump have dementia? Real question. This presser is wackier than most.

29.09.2025 18:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Anyone I know here in Greenville, SC?

27.09.2025 21:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m a medical Tylenol patient. Itโ€™s legal in Maryland.

24.09.2025 04:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Jimmy! I love you as a comedian! But Iโ€™m loving you more as a man.

24.09.2025 03:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Kimmel time.

24.09.2025 03:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The most intensely powerful move for late night comedy would be for Stephen Colbert, the monster of ratings for CBS late night, to simulcast Kimmel tonight. Gets around all the petty Sinclair Medias of the world and yields to the art and the first amendment.

23.09.2025 23:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It almost is scripted. And they are too stupid to realize that when you swing a sledgehammer, thatโ€™s heavy, we see it coming, Duck and hit you where it hurts. Remember the NYT adage, โ€œDonโ€™t mess with a company that buys ink by the barrel?โ€

22.09.2025 22:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

For every comedian that criticizes the election on national tv, there are thousands of others with YouTube accounts. With TikTok accounts. With Instagram accounts. You canโ€™t silence the people. And comics will absolutely circle the wagon and fight back. Itโ€™s gonna be hilarious.

22.09.2025 22:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

South Park is being targeted too though. The administration is playing whackamole and not realizing that squashing dissent only means that more comes.

22.09.2025 22:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

None of these guys need their corporate overlords. They can move on to more successful things in their own right. They just playing capitalism with their mergers and stock prices breaking the firewall between business and editorial

22.09.2025 22:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Colbert isnโ€™t going out on his own terms. Paramount just didnโ€™t pull a Disney and suspend him. Heโ€™s still got a year. If Paramount were wise, theyโ€™d extend his contract now that the Kimmel thing is done. Strength in numbers. You donโ€™t want to be the broadcaster that took the knee.

22.09.2025 22:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In certain that this was very strongly negotiated with Disney that he will not be micromanaged inside the law. That would be his condition to return. He doesnโ€™t need Disney. Disney needs him.

22.09.2025 22:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m pretty sure Jimmy will.

22.09.2025 22:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Comedy is a free for all. Just do it well. There is no genuflecting to people who donโ€™t like the content. They donโ€™t have to watch. Iโ€™m the artist. Jimmy is the artist. You can get on stage and try too, but Iโ€™m not pulling punches because youโ€™re offended. Fuck you, thin skins

22.09.2025 22:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I mean, I might lean into it to make a point.

22.09.2025 22:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Comedy does not die. We will always be here making you uncomfortable. When you throw a hissy fit, you only feed us.

Welcome back to the air tomorrow, Jimmy Kimmel. And donโ€™t bend the knee and pull punches to make th gatekeepers in corporate America happy.

Come back swinging.

22.09.2025 22:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Do I have any friends in Greenville, SC on here?

20.09.2025 13:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

BREAKING: Trump solved a war betweenโ€ฆ wait for itโ€ฆ โ€œAyerbaijanโ€ and Albania. ๐Ÿ˜‚

18.09.2025 14:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The young kids that donโ€™t know what history teaches us, use words to sound smart and threaten people. And they have no fucking idea that they are becoming the brownshirts. Iโ€™m aligned with Democratic socialism. They canโ€™t say what that is except that itโ€™s socialist and communist.

16.09.2025 21:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Isnโ€™t there some irony that socialism is so hated by the right but the Nazi official name was the National SOCIALISTS? And they were opposed to the COMMUNISTS? And thatโ€™s how Hitler consolidated power.

16.09.2025 21:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
Ryan Walters: Oklahoma schools to hold moment of silence in remembrance of Charlie Kirk Oklahoma State Superintendent Ryan Walters sent a letter to parents saying schools across the state will hold a moment of silence for Charlie Kirk.

Whitewash his hate away and blame leftists like me. Sure. Come for me. You only know violence on the right. And you whitewash Kirk. He was hateful. And he shouldnโ€™t have been killed.

What part of this is hard to understand? You wonโ€™t indoctrinate me to your views. www.koco.com/article/char...

16.09.2025 00:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

BOOP!

13.09.2025 21:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Got to sleep in a little. Spent time with pups. Got some brunch. Took a nap with one of the pitties who insisted on having her paws on me. Got lectured about how unamerican I am by a 22 year old.

Howโ€™s your day?

13.09.2025 20:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Honorable. With a dash of trolling. But honorable.

10.09.2025 22:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hannah Arendt said 'The death of human empathy is one of the earliest & most telling signs of a culture about to fall into barbarism'

We saw the recent cruelty of MAGA denying empathy to Melissa Hortman

Empathy for Kirkโ€”not because he ever acted like a decent humanโ€”but because we are decent humans

10.09.2025 20:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4691    ๐Ÿ” 980    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 362    ๐Ÿ“Œ 112

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