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Aaron Brazell

@aaronbrazell.bsky.social

Sr. Software Engineer. PHP, React, Typescript. Aspiring standup comic. Dad to dogs. Looking for work!

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Pretty sure Mike Johnson is going to do everything in his power to keep the House out of Session all year.

14.02.2026 03:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m not jinxing anything but Bellichik wouldnโ€™t entertain a front line this young.

Oh thatโ€™s way too soon. Iโ€™m sorry.

09.02.2026 00:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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In other news, Trump is winning everywhere. Everybody knows it. Itโ€™s a big beautiful election. Youโ€™re gonna get tired of winning.

๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€

07.02.2026 00:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@vanhollen.senate.gov @alsobrooks.senate.gov do not pass the ICE funding. Do not. Other shutdowns have been about twisting arms. This is moral.

27.01.2026 04:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Small d democracy works. When you lose, itโ€™s because more people chose different, influenced different, marched different.

When you win, itโ€™s because more people chose different, influenced different, marched different.

Democracy is in the process of winning.

27.01.2026 04:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Pentagon pizza meter is lit tonight

15.01.2026 00:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Pentagon Pizza Index - Real-Time OSINT Dashboard Track pizza popularity around the Pentagon as a geopolitical indicator. The conspiracy theory that's taking OSINT by storm.

Good chance the U.S. is hitting Iran again tonight. The Pentagon pizza meter is spiking. www.pizzint.watch

15.01.2026 00:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Technical Support โ€“ NBA Help Center

Best recommendation is contact the DOC support.watch.nba.com/hc/en-us/cat...

13.01.2026 20:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Stephen Miller has a very tiny pee pee

07.01.2026 02:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Venezuela is about to become the place we deport people to.

03.01.2026 19:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

HEAR ME OUT!

Hail to the victors valiant! Hook โ€˜em Horns.

๐Ÿ‘€ ๐Ÿˆ ๐Ÿค˜๐Ÿป

31.12.2025 23:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you want to have a Christmas doubleheader, you can watch Alan Rickman cheat on his wife in Love Actually and then fall off a skyscraper as a result in Die Hard. Thank me later.

24.12.2025 18:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That was such a weird and wild NFL game. Geez. Props Bears. Much intrigue on the field and at FOX at 2:01 left in the the game. ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

21.12.2025 04:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Stefanikโ€™s seat should be a relatively easy SALT pickup seat for the Dems. LFG.

20.12.2025 00:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fly Navy Fly! Donโ€™t Give up the Ship! Damn the Torpedoes! Go Navy! Beat Army! ๐Ÿˆ

13.12.2025 19:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He compares himself to his father and finds himself lacking. He compares himself to New York Real Estate moguls & falls short. He compares himself to other Billionaires andโ€ฆ he doesnโ€™t compare. He compares himself to other presidents and he is far and away the worst. Narcissm wonโ€™t let him admit it

03.12.2025 15:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The thing about Trump is not narcissism. Thatโ€™s just a force multiplier for the real problemโ€ฆ imposter syndrome. His narcissism exacerbates his imposter syndrome.

03.12.2025 15:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No this is not the time to ask that. Show some respect the day before Thanksgiving. There will be time for a post-mortem. This post is incredibly insensitive

26.11.2025 21:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You are required to disobey unlawful orders. Required. Trump threatening sedition or even hanging makes him unfit to be your Commander in Chief, citizens that serve. Itโ€™s not an option. You must not obey unlawful orders full stop.

20.11.2025 21:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is Clay Higgins in the Epstein Files? ๐Ÿ‘€

18.11.2025 20:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s just math. Average 4 yards per snap and you will win ๐Ÿˆ every time

09.11.2025 18:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

WIPEOUT! #election2925

05.11.2025 04:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Now what, MAGA? Whatโ€™s your plan? You donโ€™t have one except โ€œown the libsโ€โ€™do you? How has that worked out for you? Better get the story straight because midterms start tomorrow and primaries start in 4 months. You have no plan. Decide to be a group that isnโ€™t me and nobody else. We will trounce you

05.11.2025 02:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I donโ€™t have a lot going on this weekend other than normal Liverpool on Saturday at 3pm, Texas at Mississippi State at 4:15pm, and the Ravens vs the Bears on Sunday at 1pm.

Thinking about going adventuring and raiding the Louvre, if anyone needs an outing.

22.10.2025 01:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So it would seem but check out my new app

20.10.2025 16:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

To the software industry: this is like the 4th time in 10 years. With this AWS outage, have we learned our lessons about redundancy or single points of failure? No because we never do. Now letโ€™s do that. Move fast and break things isnโ€™t an option.

-A 49yo software engineer with battle scars

20.10.2025 16:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Does Trump have dementia? Real question. This presser is wackier than most.

29.09.2025 18:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Anyone I know here in Greenville, SC?

27.09.2025 21:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m a medical Tylenol patient. Itโ€™s legal in Maryland.

24.09.2025 04:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Jimmy! I love you as a comedian! But Iโ€™m loving you more as a man.

24.09.2025 03:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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