WIPEOUT! #election2925
05.11.2025 04:13 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0@aaronbrazell.bsky.social
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WIPEOUT! #election2925
05.11.2025 04:13 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Now what, MAGA? Whatโs your plan? You donโt have one except โown the libsโโdo you? How has that worked out for you? Better get the story straight because midterms start tomorrow and primaries start in 4 months. You have no plan. Decide to be a group that isnโt me and nobody else. We will trounce you
05.11.2025 02:47 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I donโt have a lot going on this weekend other than normal Liverpool on Saturday at 3pm, Texas at Mississippi State at 4:15pm, and the Ravens vs the Bears on Sunday at 1pm.
Thinking about going adventuring and raiding the Louvre, if anyone needs an outing.
So it would seem but check out my new app
20.10.2025 16:47 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0To the software industry: this is like the 4th time in 10 years. With this AWS outage, have we learned our lessons about redundancy or single points of failure? No because we never do. Now letโs do that. Move fast and break things isnโt an option.
-A 49yo software engineer with battle scars
Does Trump have dementia? Real question. This presser is wackier than most.
29.09.2025 18:51 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Anyone I know here in Greenville, SC?
27.09.2025 21:56 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Iโm a medical Tylenol patient. Itโs legal in Maryland.
24.09.2025 04:09 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Jimmy! I love you as a comedian! But Iโm loving you more as a man.
24.09.2025 03:51 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Kimmel time.
24.09.2025 03:30 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0The most intensely powerful move for late night comedy would be for Stephen Colbert, the monster of ratings for CBS late night, to simulcast Kimmel tonight. Gets around all the petty Sinclair Medias of the world and yields to the art and the first amendment.
23.09.2025 23:35 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0It almost is scripted. And they are too stupid to realize that when you swing a sledgehammer, thatโs heavy, we see it coming, Duck and hit you where it hurts. Remember the NYT adage, โDonโt mess with a company that buys ink by the barrel?โ
22.09.2025 22:37 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0For every comedian that criticizes the election on national tv, there are thousands of others with YouTube accounts. With TikTok accounts. With Instagram accounts. You canโt silence the people. And comics will absolutely circle the wagon and fight back. Itโs gonna be hilarious.
22.09.2025 22:34 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0South Park is being targeted too though. The administration is playing whackamole and not realizing that squashing dissent only means that more comes.
22.09.2025 22:31 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0None of these guys need their corporate overlords. They can move on to more successful things in their own right. They just playing capitalism with their mergers and stock prices breaking the firewall between business and editorial
22.09.2025 22:26 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Colbert isnโt going out on his own terms. Paramount just didnโt pull a Disney and suspend him. Heโs still got a year. If Paramount were wise, theyโd extend his contract now that the Kimmel thing is done. Strength in numbers. You donโt want to be the broadcaster that took the knee.
22.09.2025 22:24 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0In certain that this was very strongly negotiated with Disney that he will not be micromanaged inside the law. That would be his condition to return. He doesnโt need Disney. Disney needs him.
22.09.2025 22:20 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Iโm pretty sure Jimmy will.
22.09.2025 22:19 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Comedy is a free for all. Just do it well. There is no genuflecting to people who donโt like the content. They donโt have to watch. Iโm the artist. Jimmy is the artist. You can get on stage and try too, but Iโm not pulling punches because youโre offended. Fuck you, thin skins
22.09.2025 22:18 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I mean, I might lean into it to make a point.
22.09.2025 22:16 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Comedy does not die. We will always be here making you uncomfortable. When you throw a hissy fit, you only feed us.
Welcome back to the air tomorrow, Jimmy Kimmel. And donโt bend the knee and pull punches to make th gatekeepers in corporate America happy.
Come back swinging.
Do I have any friends in Greenville, SC on here?
20.09.2025 13:33 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0BREAKING: Trump solved a war betweenโฆ wait for itโฆ โAyerbaijanโ and Albania. ๐
18.09.2025 14:42 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0The young kids that donโt know what history teaches us, use words to sound smart and threaten people. And they have no fucking idea that they are becoming the brownshirts. Iโm aligned with Democratic socialism. They canโt say what that is except that itโs socialist and communist.
16.09.2025 21:16 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Isnโt there some irony that socialism is so hated by the right but the Nazi official name was the National SOCIALISTS? And they were opposed to the COMMUNISTS? And thatโs how Hitler consolidated power.
16.09.2025 21:16 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Whitewash his hate away and blame leftists like me. Sure. Come for me. You only know violence on the right. And you whitewash Kirk. He was hateful. And he shouldnโt have been killed.
What part of this is hard to understand? You wonโt indoctrinate me to your views. www.koco.com/article/char...
BOOP!
13.09.2025 21:20 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Got to sleep in a little. Spent time with pups. Got some brunch. Took a nap with one of the pitties who insisted on having her paws on me. Got lectured about how unamerican I am by a 22 year old.
Howโs your day?
Honorable. With a dash of trolling. But honorable.
10.09.2025 22:28 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Hannah Arendt said 'The death of human empathy is one of the earliest & most telling signs of a culture about to fall into barbarism'
We saw the recent cruelty of MAGA denying empathy to Melissa Hortman
Empathy for Kirkโnot because he ever acted like a decent humanโbut because we are decent humans