Arrogant Worms

Yes, we've still got several hundred kicking around... actually they're not kicking, but they can be kicked.

With my current comedy course wrapping up this week, it's time to promote the next one!
Next course starts April 7th. Come have fun and be funny!

She Came at me With the Blender | Arrogant Worms Get more from Arrogant Worms on Patreon

Here's a new song for you.
We're trying to bring back the "blender drink" song genre.
www.patreon.com/posts/she-ca...

I'm singing all of TORPID next Thursday on Zoom.
Come join me and sing along to timeless classics like My Neighbour's Playing Saxophone and I've Got Fingers!
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Prince George is the first show to sell out of the upcoming British Columbia tour. Several other shows are almost sold out (we're looking at you Coquitlam and Victoria) so get your tickets while they are still to be gotten!

Getting a start on my next Zoom show where I'll be singing Torpid. Good thing too, because there's songs on it I barely remember. Even worse, I can't find the lyrics online! Usually I just google it, cut and paste, and done, but TWO of songs can't be found! What do we even have the internet for?

I've been having a hard time coming up with more ideas for my Too Many Songs About Love album, but I just had a great one.
I was happy for about 30 seconds and have now moved on to the "how am I going to screw this up" part of the writing process.

Although, most food is dead.

Almost forgot, food is funny too.

A song can be funny song WITHOUT death?

Trevor's singing all of BEIGE on Friday (the 23rd).
Some of these songs haven't been performed in over a decade (possibly with good reason).
If you are hankering to hear forgotten non-classics as Hernia Belt, Teenage Angst, and Canadaman, then this is the show for you!
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I'm going over the songs from Beige and I'm proud of how we tackled the subjects nobody else would like hernias, irritable bowel syndrome, and vasectomies.
And of course being abducted by mimes.
I'll be singing all of Beige on Zoom this Friday!
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If we're late starting our show in St Catharines, this is why.
Nom nom nom

Day one of our tour was las night at Hugh's Room Live. We talked a lot and occasionally played songs. The tour wraps up today in St. Catharines.
Yes, two days is a tour.
At our age.

We'd really like to know.

My Comedy Writing course on Zoom starts in a week.
Still room for a couple more folks.

Fan Funded Songs 2025, by Arrogant Worms 12 track album

FAN FUNDED SONGS 2025 IS HERE!
We've put all our Patreon songs into an album on our Bandcamp page for your listening and downloading pleasure.
Thanks to all our Patrons who make this possible.
arrogantworms1.bandcamp.com/album/fan-fu...

BE A HERO!
I need a couple more sign-ups for my comedy course to be a go. This is your chance to make a difference!
It's on Zoom so you can take it from anywhere.

Looking for an easy win for your resolution to "do something creative"? My comedy writing course on Zoom starts Jan 20th.
Easy wins are the best wins.

Happy New Year for all who choose to acknowledge it.
We are still living in 1988.

Boxing Day, by Arrogant Worms from the album Fan Funded Songs 2018

It's Boxing Day.
Yes, we have a song about that.
arrogantworms1.bandcamp.com/track/boxing...

Kill the Dog Next Door?

Want to hear some real Christmas music?
Trevor's annual Holiday Show on Zoom is this Thursday!
He'll sing about Cats in Christmas Trees, Santa kicking ass, and maybe even a couple of normalish holiday favourites.
buytickets.at/trevorstrong...

It is one of our "adult" songs.
Most comedians do adult material about sex.
We do adult material about Christmas cake. And pressure washers.

YouTube video by Trevor Strong - Topic Cat In The Christmas Tree

Here's a song I'll be playing at my Holiday Show on Zoom next Thursday.
It's called "Cat in the Christmas Tree." It is about having a cat in the Christmas Tree.
youtu.be/KoNl0JMzkYY?...

YouTube video by Trevor Strong All You're Getting for Christmas is this Stupid Song

Come one, come all, to my annual Holiday Show on Zoom.
and here's a festive ditty I recorded a while ago.
Tickets: buytickets.at/trevorstrong...
youtu.be/44SQdGAfOLg?...

Had a lovely time in Oshawa at the Regent Theatre where the audience was attentive and well-behaved until we played Mounted Animal Nature Trail and all hell broke loose. We are still trying to understand what some of those sounds were.
Off to Kitchener today!

We are not surprised.

Just got back from the @arrogantworms.bsky.social show at Aeolian Hall, highly enjoyed it. Got lucky and was able to leave with one of the (and signed) set lists. If you haven't seen these guys live do yourself a favour and check them out.

We had a great time in London, Ontario last night. We played new songs, old songs, Christmas songs, and Mike only broke one guitar string.
Thanks to everyone at the Aeolian, and hopefully we'll be back something in the future (or, if we finish our time machine, the past as well).