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Award-winning radio broadcaster. Award-wanting audio producer. Award-losing wannabe writer. Scottish accent. Sarcastic bastard. Team Jacob. "Spike's a nice place to visit, but you wouldn't want to live there". https://linktr.ee/Taskerlands

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Itโ€™s not unusual for radio presenters to share a weather forecast as they switch shifts. Just my luck that Iโ€™m on after The Richard Nixon Morning Zoo.....

25.08.2025 12:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Look, Iโ€™ve got no skin in the game really, but I see Amanda Knox approves of the Hulu series about her. No surprises as to what the tone of the series is going to be (hint: sheโ€™s totally innocent and blameless), so much so that thereโ€™s not really a whole lot of point in watching it, is there?

18.08.2025 12:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I really wanted to join two pieces of wood together with a small piece of metal.

I think I totally nailed it.

18.08.2025 12:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™ve got so many bots trying to follow me on here, I feel like the pied piper of Bluesky.

18.08.2025 11:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The Wednesday Selfie; a Scottish bloke wearing a Captain America tshirt.

13.08.2025 11:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

By now, everyone knows that Michael Jackson did the chorus for Rockwellโ€™s โ€œSomebodyโ€™s Watching Meโ€, but hardly anyone praises Alvin And The Chipmunksโ€™ backing work on Jacksonโ€™s slightly troubling โ€œPYTโ€.

13.08.2025 10:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Recorded two episodes of โ€œVinyl Judgementโ€ with my son Moss last night. We listened to Joy Divisionโ€™s โ€œUnknown Pleasuresโ€, and โ€œThe Best Of Petula Clarkโ€ back to back.

There should have been a gear crunch, but in fact we both enjoyed the two albums rather a lot!

13.08.2025 10:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Good people do exist and practice their magic. This is a longer story featuring a thousand individual acts of kindness, but recently I had every single person in the Walmart automotive department trying to help me when my car conked out. Not for personal gain, just because they cared. It was amazing

12.08.2025 11:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

NP: Gordon Lightfoot, โ€œSundownโ€

I love my job.

12.08.2025 11:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Watching an educational film from 1980, starring Little Johnny Cusack. I think he should go for that haircut again, itโ€™s a good look.

12.08.2025 10:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The Coltharts, fundraising for the Craighalbert Centre Help Jen Colthart raise money to support Craighalbert Centre

Our โ€œin lieu of flowersโ€ for my dadโ€™s funeral last week was for a super super great cause, and one heโ€™d absolutely approve of.

Even though weโ€™re at an unbelievable 145% of our target, my sisters and I have extended the end date til the 15th, his birthday.

www.justgiving.com/page/archiec...

04.08.2025 12:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nice ref!!!

12.08.2025 10:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Thanks, the Book Seller! I guess my free article limit isโ€ฆ. What? A paragraph?

12.08.2025 10:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Saying โ€œcheerioโ€ is easy. But saying โ€œgoodbyeโ€ is a different beast entirely.

12.08.2025 09:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I think I caught that bug that's been going round.

12.08.2025 09:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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They mostly come out at nightโ€ฆ

11.08.2025 17:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I have decided to sit down and watch some expertly-made, wholesome, educational documentaries on The PBS, so that I can broaden my mind andโ€ฆ.

โ€ฆwait, did I post the right picture? Shit! Whereโ€™s the delete key on this thing??

11.08.2025 10:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Literally the best* thing about today.

*(not including hugs from loved ones, or cat head boops)

08.08.2025 15:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I used to love those CDs. We ripped off so many generic jingles from them back at hospital radio.

07.08.2025 13:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Imus one? โ€œNothinโ€™ but classโ€ฆ.โ€

07.08.2025 13:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It seems there are two types of people in the world: people who say โ€œWNBCโ€ a specific way because they saw it in โ€œPrivate Partsโ€, and people who say โ€œWNBCโ€ a specific way because thatโ€™s how they used to say it on WNBC.

07.08.2025 13:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I really donโ€™t listen to podcasts.

The saying of which is the 2025 equivalent to 1980โ€™s โ€œI really donโ€™t like the Rubix Cubeโ€ I suppose.

06.08.2025 19:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not a day goes by where I donโ€™t offer a personalised album recommendation to someone who didnโ€™t even ask for it. Sometimes itโ€™s because the person has a specific personality trait that reminds me of something, or it might be entirely situational.

Bet Iโ€™m not alone in doing this.

05.08.2025 12:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The Coltharts, fundraising for the Craighalbert Centre Help Jen Colthart raise money to support Craighalbert Centre

Our โ€œin lieu of flowersโ€ for my dadโ€™s funeral last week was for a super super great cause, and one heโ€™d absolutely approve of.

Even though weโ€™re at an unbelievable 145% of our target, my sisters and I have extended the end date til the 15th, his birthday.

www.justgiving.com/page/archiec...

04.08.2025 12:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Anyone else stuck for an unreasonable amount of time in the departure lounge of Glasgow Airport? My flight is in THREE HOURS and all Iโ€™ve got to do is eat impossible whoppers and cry.

Come find me and cheer me up for gawdโ€™s sake.

01.08.2025 11:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I donโ€™t look good in pictures, I really donโ€™t. My face looks like it was on fire and someone put it out with a rusty shovel.

Yet still, any time someone takes my picture and itโ€™s half decent, I think โ€œis that the one that will be on display at my funeralโ€ฆ? ๐Ÿ˜ณ

29.07.2025 17:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thank you so much!

29.07.2025 03:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The Coltharts, fundraising for the Craighalbert Centre Help Jen Colthart raise money to support Craighalbert Centre

My Dadโ€™s funeral was today, but we kept it upbeat and happy, a celebration. Friends and family and love everywhere.

Particularly exciting was reaching 97% on his Just Giving. Can you push us over the top? Itโ€™s for an amazing cause, close to my Dadโ€™s heart

www.justgiving.com/page/archiec...

28.07.2025 22:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The Coltharts, fundraising for the Craighalbert Centre Help Jen Colthart raise money to support Craighalbert Centre

My late Dad wouldnโ€™t have wanted flowers at his funeral. I can guarantee it. Heโ€™d love for you to honour his memory instead with a small donation to an *amazing* cause.

Cheers, faither. Letโ€™s change some lives for the better.

www.justgiving.com/page/archiec...

25.07.2025 11:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Has BlueSky peaked, or am I just boring?

24.07.2025 13:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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