Will

everyone deserves the right to one tall wife and one short wife

my valentines ❤️❤️

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i spent a lot of time on my "J.P. is in the epstein files" meme post for r/grandmasboy and i really thought it was going to do numbers but i guess i just don't know what the people want anymore

my hero's journey got snowed out so i'm stuck as npc for the time being

wowww

always keep them guessing

it's coming up on that time of year where i need to remind everyone: if you're cold, your sophi is cold. bring it inside

not fair to do this while you're out of town, we're so desperate for sophie interactions that you could have posted something way more degenerate than this and i would have still mashed that like button like a buttery potato

can I borrow your tools? also you know the rule of harbor freight, don't buy anything that will kill you if it breaks

don't settle for a basic sophie

if you're reading this I miss you (not you Ashley you are sitting right next to me)

they should make a transparent hoodie that keeps you warm but still lets people see the back of your cute t-shirt

imagine being the person sophi cancelled on and reading this lmbo

i also just had the lmao wait a minute moment

bud light is somehow so much more tolerable than regular bud, but here in st. louis, bud select reigns supreme (unless you count bud light lime, which is really its own thing)

@puppydoggaming.bsky.social after I played like 3-4 hours of midwest emo on Sunday, spotify flagged my account for suspicious activity and locked me out of it

@mtgsecretlair.com I don't know if you know this, but this is a pretty bad customer experience

you don't have to do the actual labor but look into having your home declared an aura farm for the tax breaks

i would rather play with 1000 universes beyond IPs i don't like than play a double-faced card

my top magic gripes:
-DFCs are bad
-creature type errata is bad
-commander decks should drop down to 80 cards at least
-wish effects should work in commander
-color identity rules are bad and designing around them is also bad
-too difficult to teach someone new this game
-reserved list is bad

the discord message really makes this one for me

oh no we didn't realize you were supposed to bring rave candy to the saxsquatch show and now a little kid wants to trade with us

is this from the earlier shoot or have you been wearing this all day (or both i suppose)

this day has been a rollercoaster

i didn't see this post until this morning so when you came up to me somewhat dejected and said that you lost i did not really understand the implications

any update on this?

ok thank you

who have you taken as a farm wife

have you played stardew valley