60% wife girl

Type: as fuck
Shit: as hell

Me 🤝 Rift

Bound

Gonna start doing this at kennys

Im gonna keep on barkin at the pink puppy club

Honk

I have got to start aura farming more

First ever draft 3-0 at the mono red cube ft. My boy Gargadon

You might be on to something

I haven't worn a bra in a week i am unchained

Sinai you did not have to call me out like this

I love saint louis

Pretty sure someone on a bike slammed their shit into my car so hard it took off multiple trim pieces

Hope they're, like, okay!

Spotted my quilt square in the wild :)

Im the freak keeping long john silvers open

Pulled up alongside it and this mf was driving

I hate missouri

Will i can bring some estrogen to commander if you want

I want to play as Franklin Roosevelt in Fortnite

Awwww congratulations!!

Shoutout transgenders for being the real 3%

You've heard of Ace Hardware, now get ready for

I would rather eat raw hamburger meat than type another line in Microsoft Excel

trans women are either "used to be a faggot" or "at risk of becoming a puppygirl"

First game of the night:
T1 forest, llanowar elves
T2 green planet, esper origins
T3 Kona, station planet, cheat in Ureni
Deck is gross lol

First brew (Temur Seedship) and first locals 3-0!
(Not pictured: 2 cavern of souls)

Pretty sure Odysseus made up the whole "Sirens" thing so he would have an excuse to have forty sailors tie him up

When is one of my homies gonna get really into doing stick and poke tats