David Martin Burrows

Arby’s should let Bald Eagles fly around inside their franchises

Hahaha

You may not believe in climate change but climate change believes in you

Home page of a government agency website and how fucking stupid our country is right now

Fundraiser at the John B Sands Wetlands. Amazing place and largest watershed of its kind. I got the amount of water wrong. It’s 10,000 gallons every 15 SECONDS that goes through this huge nature reserve

This massive military meeting is probably about directing logistics, budgets, and operations internally to falsely perceived “threats” to justify a move towards martial law. IMHO

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Also, Merlo publicly spoke out against changes Trump wanted to make to Obamacare in his first term

Interesting note on the Tylenol thing.. Kenvue is the new company which owns the brand. It's CEO, Larry Merlo, is friends with the Obamas. (so, maybe the president's statement on the brand is revenge?.. but that's just a precursory guess)

Bet we find out tomorrow that TUMs makes you nearsighted

Skittles cause hang nails

Well, duh. Because it’s also a time travel drug too

We’re at the “green M&Ms make you horny” level of research at the FDA now

We now have our first Hiveshine product! 🥳. HIVESHINE BEE STING HOT SAUCE! 🐝🌶️
“Burn You Mouth. Save A Bee”

Got an “invite” for a farm to table event. Dinner in the pasture, candle lighting, famed chef, wine, etc. tix are basically $1,000 for two people. 🧐

Remember you're most likely arguing with bots and that the propaganda machine is hard at work making you believe there are more of them than there are of us.
#Resist

Ah. Then Horse DRAMA

Ahh. Horses in love

Several of these Charlie Kirk memorial speeches sound very uh, ChatGPT

It took me under 2 mins

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My latest update from Hulu 😬
Here’s to our freedom to express ourselves!

Pollination pollinators bees butterflies habitat

In October, we’re starting a class on woodworking and metal to create unique pollinator habitats like this one

There’s absolutely no way to “MAHA” while this administration is hellbent on destroying independent family farms along with our environment

So the guy that was shot and killed will become a campaign to recruit thousands of guys to shoot and kill? Did I get that right?

On a zoom this morning and explaining how I add different elements when boiling my pasta, like hot sauce.

But I called it “Cthulhu” sauce instead of "Cholula" and one guy said, “wow. that doesn’t just sound hot. sounds dangerous to mankind” 😂

They didn’t want to expose the Epstein list so they went after.. (checks notes).. comedians

“Hey Siri. Cancel Hulu and Disney”

They’re basically giving their staff a preview of upcoming layoffs.

The Washington Post Fired Me — But My Voice Will Not Be Silenced. I spoke out against hatred and violence in America — and it cost me my job.

Some personal news:

I've been fired from the Washington Post in the aftermath of the Charlie Kirk shooting.

Thread incoming.

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Ted Cruz trying to claim he’s Banksy.