Neverland's Lost Jonas

I see you're in a mood today gorgeous

Thank you.

I love her beyond compare. It would shatter me if she thought I was like everyone else and didn't love her.

I'm both dumb and head over heels in love with her wench!!! You're an asshole

.... I absolutely hate you!!!! We... Have never been a thing, nor will we ever be a thing

Can you please tell me girlfriend that I lost the war of wits with you and you're honestly just out to hurt her heart

Tell her that you're lying

Who the fuck hurt you? Who was so mean and cruel to you that you have to blow someone else's relationship up just to feel a sense of accomplishment

You are fucking evil incarnate

Been WHERE BEFORE

Shaughnessy hon

Shaw she's clearly lying to you

You are fucking evil!!!!

No....no....nopey nope.... @mislaidgirlshaw.bsky.social she's lying

I dislike you immensely right now

Never said I replied to her advances gorgeous.

No.... Absolutely not no!!!!

Not what the DMs said

That's all you got.... And here I assumed you thought you had my balls in a vice

They still have things in common.....

I go to the grocery store too.... But I forget what I'm there for even with a list.

I don't bring them home....

Maybe I go fishing to catch my beautiful woman some food?

Naw she uses this amazing vanilla scent that lingers for hours and spikes something extremely primal in me

Mangos and Strawberries.

Smart.... Or honest?

She's less interested in fishing.... The smell of the fish gives her PTSD from hanging out with you for as long as you two were friends.

And I haven't thrown her a bone yet.

Shut up

No truth in what you're saying and it's Jonas not Joe or Joey I'm not 12. My girlfriend is the best part of my life.

The urge to plant my fist into your face is rather large right now Charles.

And yes I'm absolutely in love with her.

AND I USE SENKOS