Jamie

YouTube video by Sean Gillespie The Fugitive-Dye the River

Annual reminder that The Fugitive is a St. Patrick's day movie.

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Mmhmm.

I'm sad I'm not seeing Father John Misty tonight, but when the tickets went on sale I thought, "February? With the fall of civilization upon us? I probably won't want to leave the house. Plus it might snow, gross." Sigh. I gotta get out of New England.

Flipping this calendar page SO HARD RIGHT NOW.

Last day of January tomorrow. What's the vibe? We throwing a funeral so we can piss all over it's grave or nah? I just want to know how much water I should try get down tomorrow.

After a couple weeks of bitter cold with gusting winds that would blow the very soul from your body, I have to say a still and sunny 29 degrees feels like shorts weather. At the very least a t-shirt, light pants, and gloriously sockless feet. No snow, no wind, no problem. Peak New England.

If you whacked me with a stick like a pinata right now, I would burst and shower you in a deluge of cookies. And probably some cheese. And the last vestiges of my self-respect.

So full-steam ahead with "Professional Juggalette: June 1997- September 1998" then? Watch me get an interview with an ICP fan and they tell me to name three songs like some reverse edgelord🤣

The problem with job-searching while being a little bit of a smartass is that I think it would be kind of hilarious to sneak some ridiculous stuff into my resume but somewhat less hilarious to starve to death on the cold, hard ground. It's only a slight deterrent at this point, however.

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I'm not one to kink-shame but now that the election is over I think people should put all their Trump/MAGA banners back on the bedroom ceiling where they belong. You don't see me asking the cashier at the grocery store to spank me after he rings up my stuff.

If you get a little heavy-handed when adding the pasta to your pastina, it'll thicken up in the fridge and give off adult spaghettios vibes. It's not soup anymore but I don't care. Totally getting down with the thickness.

That playlist and scones are a lovely match 🎯

Sundays are for clean sheets (clean sheet day is the best day of the week) and making soup while listening to music. I don't have a lot of friends here yet but if you wanna join me, post your daylist and know I'll be dancing along in my kitchen.
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MAKE KID ROCK SECRETARY OF BAWITDABA YOU COWARDS

Introduce yourself with:
One book 📚
One movie 🎥
One album 💿
One TV show 📺
#BookSky #FilmSky #MusicSky #TVSky

The first that comes to mind is KF Breene, pretty much anything she writes comes equipped with a good dose of humor and/or a ridiculous cast of characters.

We're doing this #leapyear thing all wrong. An extra day in February is a total waste. We could have had July 32nd or August 0! September 31st or October eleventeenth! Just repeat New Year's Day like a glitch in the matrix, I don't even care. Anything but February, you sadists.

#YOUBLEWIT

NYT Cooking getting real spicy up in my inbox😳

As a Red Sox fan, I haven't really been looking forward to the upcoming season as much as I usually do- but as a pervert, I've never looked forward to anything more. It's a really confusing time for me.

#newuniforms #baseballbutmakeitslutty