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…the account was called horse Ebooks and it made these …amazing posts. “Everything happens very much” nobody knew. but I knew. it was fake—totally and completely …made up. but they had some good things. Amazing things. we’ll be bringing it back (shrugs) we’ll see

Angela Chase: I don’t know …I just…I just like really worry sometimes …ya know?

Jordan Catalano:

(pejorative) shrimp nibbler

replacing a dog killer with a dog fucker I guess that’s progress, of a kind

did anything happen

Fitzcaraldo (1982)

Lib out with your dick out baby

war.war never changes

hey that’s a great idea and it shows you really hit the books as well as the gym during your time at war college. I’m looking into it now and I agree bombing the school is the best strategy at this time and effectuating that right away. 🫡

this is the craziest part to me—hey man you’re clearly irresponsible and reckless you can totally keep driving we’re just gonna go to all the trouble of installing a monitor in this one car but you can keep your license etc

yeah fair I hate that piece of shit

Oh you don’t like seeing his bristled piggy face? You don’t like gazing at his bag of suet body? You don’t like staring directly into his blank beady eyes ? You don’t enjoy that ?

I never looked before !

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please my cat ….he’s very sick …do *not* pet him

when I was 19 I spent a summer in London and at some point I got interviewed for a documentary and I’m pretty sure I affected a bad English accent throughout and if that tape was ever made public I would end my life I feel that same level of shame here

Oh my GOD

sorry yes my bad lol

He is tho ol jeffy E had a studio visit with him (I don’t think it’s significant but still he’s there)

I am a wine mom

building missiles in my studio apartment using the various materials I have available (cat hair , la croix cans) to help our brave war fighters in Iran kill more children

RIP 2 a real 1

70 degree weather and daylight savings ending Sunday …it’s still over but also we are so back

“Question 9/11” is so funny and milquetoast

they said white people have no culture but my 8 year old son came home from school and said hey you wanna hear a song I learned today from a friend and I was like ok and it was “Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh (Camp Granada Song)”

I pray for your good health and fortune in this regard

Let me know how you feel after the first time the alignment is off and you shoot pressurized coffee everywhere

Get in loser where chugging Metamucil