Dave Levitan

Do you know how easy it is to NOT trip over your own dick into Nazi shit. To not go on Nazi podcasts or retweet Nazis or have Nazi tattoos. It’s the easiest thing most of us have ever done. We all do that every day.

An absurd Somerset village road with the sun setting, with a low wall and stone houses and trees

Six years ago today we arrived in the UK for a lovely one-month stay that lasted a year and a half, weird stuff

Combine a chief executive who lacks object permanence and theory of mind with a cavorting devilry of a cabinet and administration with the ability to make money off the specific timing of their next atrocity and you’ve got enough potential depravity to embarrass Caligula

The more I think about it the more their existence feels like endtimes shit

Ad for tonight’s Sixers-Celtics game just had narration saying “two teams that never rebuild” which is RICH about a team that “rebuilt” so hard that the Process became a proper noun.

#NBAsky

"American innovation" now refers to making a kind of atrocity cronut by combining insider trading with war crimes.

I have once again exsanguinated. Had way too much. Donate blood if you can, they give you snacks.

Anyway I’m sure the terrifying situation involving some of the dumbest, bloodthirstiest people on the planet will resolve in non-horrifying fashion

A functional country would yeet polymarket and kalshi into the sun

It is, in fact, in the special.

Bari like "we need to restore trust in news" and then 20 minutes later like "hell yeah murdergovs let's DO this"

People really struggling with the idea that the Iranian government sucks but we shouldn't be bombing them can both be true, eh?

The least human thing you can do I read a story just now about a man in Chicago who saved a baby after its carriage had been blown into the harbor by heavy gusts of wind. Lio Cundiff – who is a trans man not that it should matter her...

Expecting us – with good reason based on history – to all thank them for their service. Fuck your service and fuck you.

Saving a life is brave. Being instructed to kill and saying no I will not do that is brave. But killing like this? It is the least human thing you can do.

You know what's weird? The DOJ's Epstein files search function is pretty good?

Is that a sock she brought outside to show us? Who can say.

Tesco the golden retriever standing out on the porch in the sun, smiling real big at the camera like a very good girl

Things bad, dogs good

Been reading some 70s era spy novels and the part that seems most absurd is when the big thing or whatever gets exposed and Congress, uh, acts

Iran's Supreme leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei is dead, senior Israeli official tells Reuters.

Starting wars must be so easy when you lack object permanence

It's just too bad Congress isn't around to see this

The smallest of points but he absolutely is intentional in timing these things like a thief in the night

jfc

Flight tracking map showing the Middle East, where there is a broad blank space over Iran, Iraq, Syria, Kuwait, Jordan, part of Saudi Arabia, Bahrain, Qatar, and the UAE, with hundreds of little yellow planes surrounding that area

Dubai/Abu Dhabi/Doha usually among the world's busiest airports

I miss when “Friday news dump” meant like a fast food chain quietly settled the tacos-made-a-bunch-of-people-poop-their-pants lawsuit or whatever and not the president launching an illegal war of regime change at 3 in the morning for literally no reason.

Ok Chocolate Thunder and Clyde the Glide are in the, uh, top 11

Pistol Pete can be 10th but the Admiral… meh

Dr J and Magic somehow exist outside of this category. They are not nicknames, just names.

Yes okay this should have been… let’s say 4 on the list

It’s weird but I just think that’s his name rather than a nickname