"HEY HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF BARREL PANTS (for Connor) AND CIGARETTE PANTS (for Hudson), jesus christ who is styling these men?" -me being very normal
Don't look at their pants, their pants need tailoring so bad, but the tops are impeccable. They both know the lane they are in
I did not bang that man, if you were wondering. I'm pretty sure finding out what a late-30s woman could do in the bedroom would kill him instantly. I had to spare him. But I have three dates next week and I will continue to be a menace, stay tuned.
Here's the futch fit btw
Today I went on a date dressed like your futch wet dream and a man still wanted to bang me, goddamn they are such simple creatures
"I got an A but how do I get an A Plus?! Do you have more questions? I need to get a good grade here" - a distraught man who didn't have the correct nuance about trans rights but overall had the spirit
"okay we can meet but only if you pass my man quiz" and it's just a bunch of social justice questions and if they get it wrong I buzz them out
As an update I am just dog-walking men for fun at this point and no one is stopping me
You know how SPN has a gif for everything? If someone gifs this I will have an automatic response for every Destiel post on Tumblr, bringing us full circle
I never cared about Harry Styles before this moment but I'm going to care about him now based solely on the metatextual analysis of this joke
Hey @lydiejo.bsky.social come get ur man
Ooooh I want your recs!!!
you know who never cries about birth rate and the male loneliness epidemic? ppl with game
You don't get to paper over the fact that they are bigots. They knowingly wanted to strip minorities and women of any historical representation. They killed projects simply because they had ethnic identities and genders attached.
i love when erotica is better written than it has any business being and youre like "wow ive been inadvertently enriched by my own horniness"
as ghosts don't do
[charlotte mew 1869–1928]
the most pathetic thing i can imagine is being a grown ass adult addicted to using the R slur. like it’s embarrassing enough to have it vestigially lodged in your vocabulary but to go to bat for your right to use a hateful word everybody normal got bored of in the sixth grade…?
Me: magic 8 ball am I a lesbian?
Magic 8 ball: [picture of Yungblud]
Me: delighted to report I'm not a lesbian! AND YET!
I will admit I'm having a nice conversation with a man who liked my profile, but going to the search page and selecting men? Cannot. Will not.
"Let us know which of these men you like!" Jesus Christ. None of them. Don't make me try to decide which men I can talk to, I'm very bad at it
I got influenced by a straight friend to open my dating profile on one of the Good Apps to men, but I still cannot swipe on them.
Wolfgang Bogdanow my BELOVED. You probably feel me on this, Wolfgang is one of the guys of all time.
It's so ~of its time~ but I personally will always rewatch Imagine Me & You
Another vote for Freir Fall even though I only watched it because Max Riemelt was in Sense8. It was genuinely really good.
Anastasia quotes on the skyline in 2026? It's more likely than you think!
Some rare good news!!!!!
Today is the 36th anniversary of the Capitol Crawl and disabled people are still fighting for basic rights in a society that's actively working to undermine them, surrounded by systemic disablism.
(This is a corrected thread TY to the person who flagged that I said 26th, not 36th!)
iran threatening us with a good time
If it were 2015 Bobo himself would respond to it with his signature "😘" but alas it is not 2015
Good. Matthew 25, y’all. All the cool kids are talking about it.
