Kelsey

Oh goddammit they won, college station is going to be INTOLERABLE next weekend.

Never hesitate to call me anytime you need to convince the executives in your brain to take a course of action. I do it both in my own head and for a living 😂

After a bye last week, the Ags are now up 14-0 at the half against Mizzou. I'm going to lose it. This was supposed to be a CHILL TRIP.

In Chicago, We Run Toward Danger Together "Faced with unrelenting state violence, Chicagoans have refused to be cowed," says Mariame Kaba.

My latest is a love letter to Chicago. "I see you stumbling through the stubborn, awkward rhythm of showing up, again and again. I see you fighting alongside people who sometimes frustrate and confuse you, and defending neighbors you may have never met, because you know they’re all your people."

Screenshot of a jai-money tweet from 2020 that reads "Find someone that loves you as much as people from Chicago love Chicago"

You thought we were obnoxiously into our city before? 😂 Everyone here feels more Chicagoan than ever. I saw someone say, "If the goal was to make us identify as Chicagoans above everything, above our national identity, congrats. Mission accomplished."

i'm white but i'm not "misunderstanding what they not like us means" white

In honor of sandwich guy getting out of his legal pickle, here is the original video synced with Freedom - George Michael 1990.

1 yr anniversary of this post.

Our task is going to continue to be learning to enjoy watching terrible people fight other terrible people without thinking we have to make friends with either of the terrible people.

Some folks are just shitheads, but it's okay to enjoy the brief moments they're focused on punching other shitheads

ICE Came to Dallas City Hall. It Did Not Go Well for ICE. Mayor Eric Johnson’s insistence that the City Council discuss whether the police should be involved in a controversial federal immigration program may have had an unintended consequence: a fractious b...

ICE is not welcome in Dallas

Nuremburg trials is the moderate position

"artistic"

translation: he has seen your memes, and he loves them

People thinking they’re inventing network television after 10 years of destroying network television, I am going to walk into the fucking ocean.

SNAP cuts are hurting more than 3.5 million Texans.

So Team Talarico volunteers in San Antonio just packed over 16,800 lbs of food at the local food bank — equivalent to 13,480 meals!

We will always show up for our neighbors.

Good thread, and I will add that men DO NOT LIKE IT when women say "hey, you fucked up," and to the extent that women tend to soften the blow with indirectness, it's because men feel like their honor is insulted if they have to take feedback from women.

So say we all!

I saw someone on reddit complain that they didn't need a version of this song where "Yungblud tries to whisper-seduce me for four minutes" and like???? Bro???? That was the EXACT VERSION I needed, personally

And I was already singing it in my head when I saw this post. I hope that slutty emo twink has a great day

NOT SORRY I did this to you!

GET 'EM!!!!

I can't help noticing the Supreme Court conservatives expressing the first doubt of a Trump assertion in oral arguments the day after the election day where every Republican running lost by 20 points. But they would never be swayed by such worldly things in their consideration of The Law, right?

Here’s a fun fact: More than 1000 people have signed up at runforwhat.net to run for office since last night. 😈😈😈

So not only do they need to label rooms to help him remember where he is, but they don't think they're going to need to do so for much longer.

whos in the social media bubble now you gooncel freaks

November 5, 2020 United States trends 1. Destiel Trending with: Putin, Dean

Happy November 5 to all who celebrate 💚💙

in my heart I know that Lin-Manuel Miranda wants to play Zohran Mamdani on SNL so bad it physically hurts him

Schumer we won't forget

"But Kelsey you posted your Free the Nipple boobs on the Internet a decade ago and have said so many mean things about politicians since then" bitch I think that may be the winning strategy