JADE🏵️🌸

me: no. shut the fuck up. if you ever say anything bad about eggs (the food) ever again I will destroy you

my boss: uh

anyone else notice that it cold out there??????? world ending FOR SURE this time

Some day the fucker who keeps leaving wet leaves on my car when I park it under their favorite tree or whatever is going to be SORRY.

if I was dead I wouldge be sad

I love emotional manipulation #emotionalmanipulation

Do you guys think deers are really real

Every day is "girl" "summer" when your this swag

Me: Uhmmm actually all food is morally neutral, you've just been brainwashed by purity culture 🥰🥰🥰

Guy watching me eat soap in a Denny's: 😬

No idea what fandom this is but kidkiller is simply the funniest ship name in the entire world

Red string of fate? More like black string of hate. Starbucks guy screwed up my order again 🙄

🐝🐛🐜Every bug is my personal friend🐜🐛🐝
🐝🐛🐜Every bug is my personal friend🐜🐛🐝
🐝🐛🐜Every bug is my personal friend🐜🐛🐝
🐝🐛🐜Every bug is my personal friend🐜🐛🐝
🐝🐛🐜Every bug is my personal friend🐜🐛🐝
🐝🐛🐜Every bug is my personal friend🐜🐛🐝
🐝🐛🐜Every bug is my personal friend🐜🐛🐝

they shoudl invent a version of ponds with ducks that doesnt get you sososo sopping wet with mud when you try to go and pet them

I do honestly think every one of my problems could be solved by a sufficiently large trauma to the head

But doctor. The patient needs girlkisses to live! 🥺

this milk tastes like shit

Reallll we should all go attack the sun

Omg has anyone ever told you your eyes are soooo beautiful haha. Ok now follow me into this abandoned cistern 🥰

Ough just like that 😫 Yesss right there 😋🔥💯💯💯

[Camera zooms revealing a mouse stacking grains in a little pile 50 meters away from me]

any girls in my area? I need someone to help move a vast quantity of dirt

Daily reminder to drink some water!!! 💦 💦 💦 Or the ghouls will get you 👻

Everyone's all "unhinged VTuber" this, "wild VTuber moments" that. I'm SICK of it! 😡

That's right. I'm in my hinged era. Going to be filing my taxes on stream 📝👍

Whenever I walk by someone's garden that's unattended it's just like hell yes. Yummy treat for me. Four (4) raspberries 🍓

I love to ripping and tearing a full head of lettuce with my hands and teeth 🥰🥰🥰🥰

‼️‼️HATERS DO NOT INTERACT‼️‼️‼️

Had a dream where I was some kind of two metre tall ancestral sword-saint who protected generations upon generations of a noble family's scions with my scythelike blades. This probably means nothing soooo like it's whatever hahaha. Girls

I'm trying to commune psychically with this scorpion, can anyone tell me what it meams when it waves its little claws at me? Thanks 👍

I don't need to do drugs to get high. I simply go outside and an angel descends from the heavens, taps me on the forehead with a single finger, and then I can see shrimp colors.

Life is beautiful 💞💞💞

Hate it when I open a pack of Oreos intending to just eat one or two and then five hours later I wake up in the woods of Estonia being hunted by the Watcher

Saw a pretty large bird today 🕊️ #bird #birds #sight #seeing #today #blessed

Uhhhm ackshually 🤓☝️ Every bug on earth is one of God's beautiful creatures including and ESPECIALLY wasps. Cope and seethe about it

Wishing you a very Wednesday evening Wednesday!!! 💖💖💖