Rolling roadblock.
11.08.2025 08:34 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Tell your story walking.
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Straight into the dumpster with him.
11.08.2025 06:40 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
They made Pluto not a planet again and then a planet again again.
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The perp was last seen fleeing the areola
11.08.2025 06:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Mackjacked?
11.08.2025 06:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Definitely helpful for etymology and biology.
11.08.2025 05:54 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Well we know neither is Michigan’s Man of the Year
11.08.2025 05:06 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
How long till she sees it?
11.08.2025 04:52 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Don’t be ridiculous…you’re no impersonator.
11.08.2025 04:11 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
He got a BBL
11.08.2025 03:41 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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That is, indeed, a good example.
11.08.2025 01:53 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
You look way too old to still be this fucking stupid.
11.08.2025 01:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
@drmariamitchell.bsky.social can tell scary stories of real Final Destination shit.
11.08.2025 01:48 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0
Can I tell the story about the Maccabees?
11.08.2025 00:51 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Good luck!
11.08.2025 00:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The other farmers are gonna use this in recruits’ living rooms to sell their parents on sending them to another farm, but you’re the one taking the financial risk.
11.08.2025 00:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Petting Armadillos: Benefits, Safety Precautions, Behavior, Care, Health, And Legal Considerations – PawSupal
Discover the benefits of petting an armadillo, learn safety precautions and handling techniques, understand armadillo behavior, care, health issues, and legal considerations.
I found this so case closed I win.
pawsupal.com/petting-arma...
11.08.2025 00:31 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
So RFK Jr gets to go wild on health but I can’t get us a possum tank mascot?
11.08.2025 00:26 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
But like the dumb long-running funny ugly, not like *waves at everything* ugly
11.08.2025 00:24 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
Don’t worry Misty, I got you.
11.08.2025 00:22 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Either that, or you’re a piece of shit.
You’re definitely a piece of shit, so really only the blocking motive is in question.
11.08.2025 00:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
“And all three of the men dined merrily and went back to their hotel rooms alive. Unless…”
10.08.2025 22:01 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Q: How to you push a leftist over the edge?
A: Stand there and do nothing as they throw themselves off the bridge and scream that you did it
10.08.2025 21:51 — 👍 11 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
I’m wearing flip flops, so go on ahead and find somebody in boots.
10.08.2025 21:44 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
The boots don’t clean themselves…
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Captain Obvious(ly Wrong)
10.08.2025 21:25 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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