Brian Turner

Brian Turner

@brianturnernc.bsky.social

Current: 5-term NC House Rep. District 116, Zipper Merge Enthusiast. Former: UNC Asheville Asst. Vice Chancellor, Mfg. COO, MTV producer, Fuddruckers busboy & line cook

391 Followers 289 Following 133 Posts Joined Aug 2023
22 hours ago

Stoked to see this work.

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4 days ago

Subscriptions to the WSJ are $500-$650/yr (after intro offer), FOX is essentially free. Different audiences looking for different info. WSJ readers want info they can use, FOX wants info they can agree with.

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3 weeks ago
Black cat sniffing kitchen counter lightly dusted in flour. Black cat sitting on a kitchen counter lightly dusted in flour. Black can eating Parmesan cheese out of a bowl.

Biscuits, schmicuits Waffle is all in on making homemade pizza.

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3 weeks ago

It really grinds my gears when candidates talk about being a native and that their family lived here for X generations. Be proud of where you are from but having a long past in a place doesn’t mean you are best for the future of that place.

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1 month ago

Black Rain?

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1 month ago
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Walmart+ TV Spot, 'Who Knew: What You Can Do' Featuring Walton Goggins, Song by the Who Check out Walmart's 30 second TV commercial, 'Who Knew: What You Can Do' from the Department Stores industry. Keep an eye on this page to learn about the songs, characters, and celebri...

Walton Coggins who plays The Ghoul on Fallout doing ads for Walmart is a little too on the nose.

www.ispot.tv/ad/gn5C/walm...

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1 month ago

Screenshotting this for future generations when we wonder where all the water went.

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1 month ago

Someone has done a Bovino/Lockjaw comparison right? Please send me articles/patrons/substacks/links.

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2 months ago

I worked MTV NYE 1999. Watching folks standing in those bike-rack barricade pens for hours on end, SMDH. I think it is so you have a story to tell others and not because you want to be there. Serious Type II fun.

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2 months ago
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Wife & daughter traveling so I’m solo on NYE. Wings (Spicewalla x T-Pain), a fire, football, and layered Jell-O (no booze). Leaving 2025 gently & getting ready for whatever the hell 2026 throws my way. Be well. See you next year.

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2 months ago
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ICE has become synonymous with the Stasi/Gestapo/KGB and other unaccountable police forces. It must be dismantled because it cannot be reformed or redeemed.

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2 months ago
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1000’s of %? This is the face of a man who knows his chapter in history will be one that embarrasses his family.His descendants will disavow him.Unrelated people will have to explain “no not those Rubios”.He has sold his everything for nothing.I’d feel pity except it was done will full knowledge

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2 months ago
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Sitting down to watch this Christmas classic with my wife who has never seen it before!
Welcome to the party pal! #HoHoHo

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2 months ago

Keurig Dunkin’ bought in bulk from Sam’s Club. I’m a coffee=fuel person who is gobsmacked when I actually drink a good cup somewhere else. I know I can do better but I just don’t.

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2 months ago

I always knew there was something weird about your back and now it is confirmed.

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3 months ago

I had car in Park Slope & Sunset Park in early 00’s. Cheaper to take the ticket than move or pay for a space. NYC needs a better systems. I’d love free buses especially if Xpress from outer boroughs to Manhattan.

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3 months ago

In a world of Oscars, be a Carlos. #F1 #Formula1

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3 months ago

I am proud of my education (BA Econ), my experiences producing shows for A&O (which led to my 1st career), and at times the football team (we went to the Rose Bowl!).

I am not proud of the university leaders.

I wasn’t the biggest donor but they won’t see another $ from me.

Such a dumb decision.

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3 months ago

In the almost 30 years since graduating from Northwestern I had always been proud to be an alumnus until today.This is weak,it is caving to a bully, and failing to stand up for students & the larger NU community.

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3 months ago

Start a petition so I can sign it. The world needs this right now.

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3 months ago

When was that a thing?

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3 months ago

The best part of holidays is all the random companies you gave your email to send you a "Happy Groundhog Day, save 10% on your next order" and you can unsubscribe

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3 months ago

Watching OG The Running Man movie.
It is completely disconnected and a shit version of the book.
It is also a peak late ‘80’s early 90’s action movie and a great watch.

Both things can be true.

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4 months ago

Moving from generational wealth to generational debt. Cool. Cool.

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4 months ago

Told a group of young Dems I was dressing as Indiana Jones from Raiders for Halloween and they asked if I meant Dial of Destiny Indy. No respect.

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4 months ago
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Happy Halloween.

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4 months ago
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Uh, thanks for the update.

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4 months ago

What is the word/term for people questioning your qualifications because of assumptions instead of looking at your CV? Mansplaining comes to mind but didn’t know if there was another word.

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4 months ago

Be curious to see how that falls out by percentage.

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4 months ago
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North Carolina Lawmakers Approve New Map in Effort to Add G.O.P. Congressional Seat

Awesome, we made the @nytimes.com …oh wait.

Shit

www.nytimes.com/2025/10/21/u...

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