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@pisprit.bsky.social

I am not real.

36 Followers  |  39 Following  |  135 Posts  |  Joined: 18.10.2024  |  1.8038

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the file name and image is my exact thought process playing fighting games

07.10.2025 13:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i hate it when shower gel or perfume has some weird ass scent name like "bartholomew" like how is this even su;pposed to smell like bartholomew and then you smell it and it smells like bartholomew

29.09.2025 14:52 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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My parabolas look like snouts so I gave it ears

23.09.2025 09:13 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

THEY PUT MAMBO NO. 5 IN CITY THE ANIMATION

14.09.2025 17:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is the tooth fairy privy to the fluctuating exchange rate of gold teeth

11.09.2025 10:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yea theres definitely a halo above my heavd I just cant look up and see it cause its like always out of my view

08.09.2025 00:38 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Character with an easy neutral (not braindead neutral!!)

03.09.2025 02:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is there anywhere else you post?
I think what you share is very beautiful, and if I could see more, I would!

29.08.2025 01:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Always remember: It's quite very likely that you are not the oldest person in the world at any given moment unless something catastrophic has happened

27.08.2025 00:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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in a vc where we joked about "popping my ult" but ult could mean literally anything eventually culminating in this stupid image

24.08.2025 22:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

CITY is the bestest est thing everrr

18.08.2025 22:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I remember some months ago in college listening to Doolittle and being on its Wikipedia page to learn more about it
My (old) lecturer noticed I wasn't doing my work and his semi-confused/amused expression when I showed it was music that did not fit my generation at all was very funny to me

12.08.2025 00:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

ANGEL REVIEW
yep that's me :)
ANGEL REVIEW OVER

11.08.2025 14:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A random Nichijou frame from EP9.

A random Nichijou frame from EP9.

09.08.2025 17:04 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2
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*Chews gum.* ...yyeahp, that's one singular fridge magnet on my fridge. just the one.

*Chews gum.* ...yyeahp, that's one singular fridge magnet on my fridge. just the one.

07.08.2025 01:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

it's imperative to make things even if they are bad

03.08.2025 04:12 β€” πŸ‘ 47    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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SHE;'S TYREYING TO STEARL MY THUNGSERRRRR RAHHGHJHHHHHH

01.08.2025 01:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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y'know sometimes your Gacha luck is primarily based off of vibes and the vibes here was me looking at a pretty negligible stat and going "yeah actually I'll pull on this banner with one UR instead of the banner with two URs" and then this being your first result

31.07.2025 23:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Town planner: If only there was a way to add some FUN to this park!
The humble staple:

28.07.2025 20:38 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If I;m ever on a plane and that plane lands and the other people on the plane start clapping I'm gonna clap as loudly & obnoxiously as I can. Perhaps even a hoot and a holler.

26.07.2025 17:10 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
SpongeBob SquarePants - Gorilla Scene
YouTube video by robohobosam SpongeBob SquarePants - Gorilla Scene

I was gonna say it would work like the Gorilla scene in Spongebob however the Gorilla rides off into the sunset on a horse so I'm back at square 1 I have no clue
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wkh...

26.07.2025 16:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It would be like how some PokΓ©mon have special requirements to evolve like trading or shoving a shiny stone in their face I'd become more powerful and stuff and learn a new move maybe

23.07.2025 20:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Save 75% on Maiden and Spell on Steam Maiden & Spell is a magical girl battle game, set in a cutesy fantasy world. Select from one of eight young ladies to battle 1 on 1 with a friend, or fight your way through a series of bosses and ...

I'm kind of late on this but...
Steam Summer Sale ends on July 10 and there's a really cool game that I love which is on sale that I wanna share!!
store.steampowered.com/app/1004770/...
Magical girl battler: Maiden & Spell
Made by a very cool indie dev who made some other game called Rabbit & Steel!

05.07.2025 01:10 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You ever just wanna live in a bismuth crystal city

03.07.2025 07:04 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Angels are cool
They got those halo and wings

Halos and wings are in the game Terraria and everyone agrees that that game is cool so therefore angels are also cool

02.07.2025 03:41 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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YAY YIPPEE WOLT DAY
PUT ON THE BIG ASS BIRTHDAY HAT

01.07.2025 06:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Kris... we gotta get out of here. Or else we'll be 𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐛𝐲 𝐝𝐚𝐲π₯𝐒𝐠𝐑𝐭."

27.06.2025 18:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Did you know? A herd of stairs is called a flight

24.06.2025 03:38 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

tech support should say "Yeah you've got a creepypasta." more often

04.06.2025 19:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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