Marc Daniels

c2c has definitely gone in reverse since coming back under state control. They even wheeled out @heidialexander.bsky.social to Upminster to celebrate the move, with a specially stickered train too, but, despite that high level hoopla, service has declined since.

It’s worse than simply being against. They don’t understand what the degree is. They think of it as learning the language, as migrants might.

These are not intelligent people.

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Phoebe’s grandmother’s recipe is quite good I hear.

It’s most amazing to me that no-one, literally no-one, thought “one hundred billion? Does that sound right? It’s the same as the education budget. Half the entire NHS budget. £100blion to a single private company?”

Yes, I thought so too, and Mulville’s whole “meh” tone was carried forward on last nights show with their flippant reference to last week’s “low-level mistake”

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He’ll turn his hand to anything, tax affairs, structural engineering, open heart surgery. Nothing is off limits for freelancer Ioan.

Why is Yusuf even on as a representative for Reform? That must be the reason because he is otherwise unelected, an employee of a company and ordinary member of the public. Reform have sooooo many elected MPs to choose from.

It doesn’t matter what expensive perfume she might wear, the stench of bullshit will always follow.

Are there any published illustrated peer reviewed studies on this hypnosis thing? Would be very interested to read.

Oh, and Tice is a major bellend.

Lol. Add Skyfall Bond into that. “M, we need to get you to my family home in Scotland. You’ll be safe there. I know, we’ll take the vintage Aston and drive around London for an hour before heading up the A1. Probably have to stop for fuel a few times, but Silva will never know”.

Jenrick will approve.

This is ribbiting.

OK, OK, I’ll get my coat, I’m leaving.

Don’t want anyone to be hopping mad.

I once left a cremation and went straight to my company Christmas dinner. Didn’t think to take a bath in between.

He’ll claim he brokered a peace agreement, and ended the war, between Norway and Venezuela by blowing boats out of the water and that Machado stole it from him.

@bbcnewsnight.bsky.social will still be insisting Jenrick is on his best behaviour.

That picture has all the "feel" of Jenrick having walked into shot as Coskun was walking out of the court, just to get the photo.

Is that 4 news people on a news programme? Talking among themselves? And is the Fast Catamaran Steve to Burley's right? Am I going mad?

Best behaviour? All week? Did Kiran miss all the racism? All the racism that even some of his party colleagues had a deep sigh about?

If that's "best behaviour" no wonder BBC News is the perfect loudhailer for Reform.

Using Anita's logic, that means she needs more washing machines.

I simply left all my used clothes on the floor. Around the house. My ex-wife always seemed perfectly happy with it.

I think the problem is the wicker basket that Jayden arrived at Anita's with, should have a fabric liner in it but it has gone missing. My worry is that one morning Jayden is going to awake to find himself trapped inside said basket, atop a bonfire, with Britt Ekland dancing around the bottom of it.

You don't need to sort when everything you own is beige.

"It’s not small or discreet, it’s massive and ugly, and takes up a whole corner of our bedroom"

I may be wrong, I'm no psychologist, but I'm fairly sure the laundry basket is Anita's projection of Jayden.

Maybe Anita should feature in Dining Across the Divide, and Jayden should be in Blind Date.

"Well! If it's good enough for me...I can count on the fingers of one hand the number of times people have objected to marriage between siblings. Six"

It’s been dehooked. Good. I hated that hooky bastard at the end. I only wish I’d turned that hatred into inventing the laser distance measurer and I’d be richer than Scrooge McDuck.

Instead I was busy playing Indiana Jones on the Amiga.

Amazing, the country that prides itself on, and demands the maintenance of, its right to bear arms when a load of school kids get their little faces shot off, are sitting at home watching on TV exactly the sort of thing that the fight back the right to bear arms was actually intended for, is needed.

Clearly, Jenrick Snr, once hooked up a gas hob at home. It was probably OK, but may also explain Robert.

She doesn’t understand what an English degree is, does she?

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