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Dried up old dear, Nanna that CAN floss, just pootling through life looking for like minds to giggle with! #Discworld Nanny or Granny? GNU STP ❀️ Hooroo! πŸ‘‹πŸ½ 🌈 πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ 🫢🏽🧸 πŸ‰ No DMs, please and thank you

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You're supposed to lick the boot, not deep throat it. πŸ‘πŸ½

05.12.2025 13:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

'Comic' is doing too much heavy lifting there and is unsustainable in that context.

05.12.2025 13:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes you did. Labour has been this 'right wing authoritarian nonsense' for the whole of starver's leadership. It's exactly what you voted for.

05.12.2025 08:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

He can't say that or people will remember he's talking about ACTUAL human beings. Vulnerable ones.

05.12.2025 08:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a group of people are clapping their hands in a crowd . Alt: An audience give a rousing standing ovation. They are all wearing smart clothes so it's probably an award thingumabob. They are watching op's unit self assemble after the third glass of vino! SantΓ©! πŸ₯‚

Credit where it's due, and all that! 😏 🀭

04.12.2025 22:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They have the funds to keep building... or digging or both.

04.12.2025 22:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's indicative, with the others in the list as further evidence, that either he doesn't know or chose to ignore this verified fact so he could take the 'racism' at face value... the way he could with the others he was watching because it was so overt. Even only fools used racial slurs/stereotypes.

04.12.2025 22:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You're on fire at the moment! Whoop whoop! πŸ™ŒπŸ½ πŸ”₯

04.12.2025 22:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Allow transgender women and girls back into GirlGuiding UK Can you spare a minute to help this campaign?

For what this is worth: c.org/2nKZxfrxK6

03.12.2025 13:20 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm not sure how, but I've managed to get to the point where I literally don't smell it! Or only rarely. I'm guessing it's a combination of breath holding, absolutely no smelling and speed of the process! I get it done and get on!

04.12.2025 22:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man with a mustache is making a silly face Alt: A man with short brown hair and a moustache is sitting in an office setting. As the camera moves towards him, he is closing his eyes and pulling the corners of his mouth down and nodding, as if to say, 'yup, that'll do it. I'm proud of you!' And I'll be very proud of op just as long as all of those After 8s are gone by tomorrow night! You got this! πŸ’ͺ🏽

YOU, got this! πŸ’ͺ🏽πŸ₯Ή

04.12.2025 22:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That's fair! I can't feel her fur in my slippers which I never take off so I also don't feel the dusty floor! I can't fathom it! I feel like I'm pretty friendly, especially to important people, I've tried to be a good host, very welcoming... πŸ€·πŸ½β€β™€οΈ Must be smellier than I thought! (Me and dog!) πŸ€ͺπŸ˜‚

04.12.2025 22:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You. Are. Proper. Nails. πŸ’ͺ🏽 ✊🏽 All gone by tomorrow night, you hear?! 😏

04.12.2025 22:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I haven't got it in me to clean that often. I love it when it's clean but it stinks when it gets muddy again after walkies! I guess I sulk a bit until I have to do it again! It's ok, no one ever visits me... these facts are not linked, no one has ever visited me! πŸ˜‚

04.12.2025 22:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

In theory, it COULD, but at the end of the day, it DIDN'T and obviously never has, because you know fine well they would fall over themselves to recount THAT little chestnut. If only they could use some of that energy to look into racist microaggressions instead of dismissing the term...

04.12.2025 22:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You should be! Only one? Not a pile? Tut tut. Redeemable if there were another five minimum waiting out of shot? 🀞🏽 πŸ˜‰

04.12.2025 20:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜‚ πŸ‘ŒπŸ½ Perfect.

04.12.2025 20:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm going to be finding random strands of her floofy love until I move out and even then some WILL come with me somehow! IT. IS. EVERYWHERE. 😬

04.12.2025 20:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I would absolutely prefer drooool to maria carey... πŸ‘€

04.12.2025 20:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Too many people don't know what racism is. They think using a word they perceive to be a slur towards them is all it is. They think the same in reverse. If they aren't physically attacking or using slurs, they don't believe it's racism and they don't care enough to learn the truth.

04.12.2025 20:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜’ πŸ™„

04.12.2025 20:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There won't be much left for them to do after this lot are done. The slippery slope is being well greased by the current government.

04.12.2025 18:20 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

With ham and tomato on brown. 🀀

04.12.2025 18:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Beautiful plumage! πŸ₯Ή

04.12.2025 18:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

She's my beautiful old dear! This is pretty much her attitude towards me all the time! Very aloof! Very chatty when it's walkies or food time! πŸ₯°

04.12.2025 18:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Er, it's 'fancy-wancy' at this level. IYKYK. πŸ€·πŸ½β€β™€οΈ

04.12.2025 18:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe you'll get to 1000 people blocking you first? My money's on that. πŸ‘‹πŸ½

04.12.2025 18:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

🀭

04.12.2025 18:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Only if it's all stuck in the back of a foil covered melon to make it look like a hedgehog. I don't make the rules.

04.12.2025 17:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
My dog, a malamute with white, black and tan markings, is lying in the corner of my lumpy garden lawn. There are a couple of random plant pots nearby. She is very cheekily sticking her tongue out at the audacity of me taking her photo!

My dog, a malamute with white, black and tan markings, is lying in the corner of my lumpy garden lawn. There are a couple of random plant pots nearby. She is very cheekily sticking her tongue out at the audacity of me taking her photo!

'Nunya!'

04.12.2025 17:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

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