Michael Michaels

Ass pics are like flowers to me 🍑😍

All Out

If I don’t get some ass to fuck soon, I’mma lose my goddamn mind!!

I was always hungry for love. Just once, I wanted to know what it was like to get my fill of it…to be fed so much love I couldn’t take any more. Just once.

Dear elders, waking up at 5am, having a cup of tea, eating dinner at 6pm, reading books, and going to bed at 9:30pm feels amazing. I was absolutely wrong. You were right. 👍🏾

You may personally FEEL or THINK that the Democratic Party won’t do anything to start fixing this mess if they win the midterms BUT it is a KNOWN FACT that the Green Party or any third party can’t do anything. They don’t have anybody elected to any office to even matter.

Can't NOBODY on this earth make me mad enough to prop up and yell at my phone and explain myself to strangers on the street!!!

GAYS…Staying single for a long time doesn’t guarantee you’ll avoid a bad relationship.

I think I could be a vampire and survive millennia without ever having to go underground because I’ve never had to take a break from social media. And I’ve been here since the beginning!

I read a quote that said, “You can be the prettiest shade of green, but you’ll never be enough for someone whose favorite color is blue,” and it really stuck with me.

I do not care how cold it is, my emotional support box fan will not be turned off.

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“Why you always horny?” …

Nigga, I love you 🥺😍🫣

I know what I’m doing!!!

The difference between a chestnut & walnut
depends on how long you edge😅😛

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A lot of Gay men get their feelings hurt because other guys are sexually attracted to them but not interested in them. But if we’re being honest with ourselves, a lot of you are quite boring.

Some people look at life, much like this glass and say its half empty. You know what I say when I look at this glass....where in the hell is my waiter??!!!

i have been meaning to write something longer about how the various ideologies of the tech right are just warmed over pro-slavery apologetics

I need my nclecta ate. Heavy on the "N”.

They want you to shame other people. Not them.

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I asked him if he wanted to fuck and he’s been typing for 7 minutes….

If you are someone who believes in body counts and that they reset at the new year…congratulations! You’re starting fresh. Let’s try and hit 100 this year. Let’s score BIG!

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Can we PLEASE leave the angry “About Me” sections on dating profiles in 2025!

What do you mean “Fuck all you niggas. I’m not wasting my time talking to yall. You’re probably not my type anyway.”

If you didn’t get to have one last fuck of 2025, I hope you get to have your first fuck of 2026 today!!! 😈😈😈

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The Hooded Justice episode of Watchmen, This Extraordinary Being, continues to be one of the most powerful hours of TV ever produced.