tyrant

Me every time I open the news app

This ain't an American photo. It's a Beyoncé photo.

I am such a tyrant, every time I ride it.
Make it look so good, cowboys justify it.

Tiff’s Treats brownies and chocolate ice cream. 🤤

Maybe if I didn’t take Indica. 😅

I’m sat for Everything Everywhere All At Once and I’m only getting up for brownies. 🙂‍↕️

In hindsight, I probably should have cooked dinner before the edible hit.

Happy Birthday Z! Hope you have a fun weekend and zeals all the deals. 🙌🏼

so handsome, so fine 🫦

Looking great Tyler! 😮‍💨

(pre-surgery) young man taking a mirror selfie in his white briefs for National Underwear Day because he doesn’t miss an opportunity to post thirsty content 🙂‍↕️

Thanks for all the good vibes, the surgery went well. I appreciate all y’all so much. 🫶🏻

Happy National Underwear Day!

Heading into surgery tomorrow, and feeling kind of nervous. 🫠

Welcome to August, I hope it’s a much better month for you and that things start to turn around. xx

How’s Wednesday treating us?

damn sloth, this is fire 🦥

now let’s make it sticky in the sheets and make the sheets hot 🛌

Thanks Evan, hope you had a great birthday week and got that cake! 🎂

Happy Birthday Nico, hope you have a great weekend! xx

I missed y’all 🫶🏻

happy friday, I missed my boys of bluesky.

It's only been a week. Check back in a month. There's no way I can sustain this without any upper body workouts. 🥲

In the meantime, I'll focus on legs and glutes. 🍑

gotta stay on that grind 🚲

Archer

The reality: this was right before the practice where I hurt myself. 🫠

The smutt: My shoulder hurt so bad that coach had to help me take my gear off...

puck bunny looking to get slapped around on the ice 🏒

for all my friends with a sports gear fetish 🏒

Oh no. I hope it turns around soon and starts to get better.

I was playing hockey. Probably skating too fast and playing too rough because I went down hardddd. 🏒

And, because I'm a dumb boy, I just kept playing. We didn't have enough players, so I stayed in and tried to protect my right side the last 5-10 minutes.

haha, what a throwback. And now I can't get it out of my head. But thanks George, appreciate it!

the pain is excruciating 😮‍💨

I got not sleep last night because any little movement hurts. I’m getting an MRI on Wed and hoping I don’t need surgery. 🤞🏼

X-Ray of a Type III AC Joint Separation

oh snap.

sup bruh 🤙🏼

I’m seeing them tonight in Dallas!

YouTube video by Rudolph Maree Anxiety (By Doechii) with CDK Dance Company #likeaglove

I couldn’t get past Gotye’s “Somebody I Used to Know" sample in Doechii’s Anxiety, but somebody set it to the CDK Dance Company’s Gotye video and I’m now a fan.

Mauro van de Kerkhof has some special kind of hold on me with his choreo skills. 🕺🏻😮‍💨

youtu.be/9CVmK51TGpU?...