Ryan L

caveman: i never got closure with my family
therapist: yeah, you got FROZURE!
caveman:
therapist: as in "froze your" ass off for sixty thousand years
caveman:
therapist:
caveman: also i'm afraid of cars

Is that a real poncho? I mean is that a Mexican poncho or a Sears poncho? Hm, no fooling.

Fret work is where the action is, you might say

An AI therapist will know you about as well as Spotify Wrapped.

At the immersive Alan Watts experience at the Chabot Space & Science Center

I don’t think this is exactly what Kernberg envisioned youtu.be/6PLPmmfeNd4?...

This wrapped is cooler

YouTube video by firerecords Television Personalities - 14th Floor

Hell yeah 👏👏👏

Sp*tify Wrapped, 2025 #tapesoflife

Third career for me (first being derelict rocker/warehouse worker, second, mortician). Clock’s ticking in terms of hours/my age & I’m feeling the pressure. Irony is I was a richer scoundrel than I am a sober professional w an advanced degree. My opinion on “worth it” changes hourly. Excellent piece.

We Romans are rich, we got a god for everything…

Oh - a bullshit artist!

Me, at home, watching videos of people Black Friday shopping today.

It’s a way of life. My dog and I French kiss more often than I care to admit.

Oh hey, my first skweet was on Thanksgiving last year

Incredible; Cymande and Souljazz Orchestra 🤘

To Freud’s point that the manifest content of a dream is residue from the preceding dream-day and usually something banal that gets linked to something else more affectively-charged. We can assume Nancy probably walked past that advertisement every day.

Licensed to Ill is one of a few albums I can recite start to finish 🤙

YouTube video by blink-182 - Topic Carousel

Therapy, sessions, and consultation followed by a burrito and then a house clean listening to this album that was recorded down the hill from my high school. I hate the haters, this album rips. Still a punk ™️.

We sporty

YouTube video by leotakka Big Audio Dynamite - I Turned Out a Punk (album version)

Referenced both Ween and the Bee Gees multiple times in therapy today and made sure each time I did to follow it up with the rejoinder “[I’m] still a punk.”

Ate high-fiber lentil pasta for lunch between sessions today; wish I was a better Lacanian so I could feel free to just let them fly and not hold them in the rest of the day.

Actual photo of me typing up my process note for case consultation and carefully removing all the “uhhs” and “likes” from my trenchant interpretations.

Lawndale, incredible; didn’t know they were around still.

If the Flintstones was instead a show about lazy zoomers, it would be set in the town of Bedrot.

Anyone thought of making a series of Lacan-shaped garden gnomes and calling them Lawn Jacquies? Lac-awn Jacquies? Is that anything?

They rule, keep the vinyl

Last time we moved the guinea pigs had to stay in the bathtub while the movers were here. We thought one had died of fright (he was fine).

I got Y, G, B, P with no mistakes, but if I don’t get purple first, may as well have lost 🙃